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Original Poster:

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108 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Many thanks to those who do these I just haven't the skill.

A bird-watching relative in Yorkshire has been after trying to spot the Spanish Vulture that has been knocking about the Peak District. I have told him it is just a big budgie (he used to have a budgie I looked after when he was away on work.

Can someone put the budgies head on the vulture? (The vulture is 2m wingspan 'like a man without a parachute falling from the sky' which actually sounds quite cool to go see. The vulture I mean, not the man parody......).





DelicaL400

527 posts

140 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Deathmole

959 posts

74 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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rofl

SCEtoAUX

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110 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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C n C

3,913 posts

250 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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vulture by conradsphotos, on Flickr

C n C

3,913 posts

250 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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.. and one without the Bobbers fishfinger:

vulture2 by conradsphotos, on Flickr

Corvid-2020

Original Poster:

1,994 posts

108 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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11/10!
Ta!

Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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DelicaL400 said:
rofl
Bobbers becoming the most photochopped person on PH?

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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SCEtoAUX said:
You, Sir, are one sick disgusting depraved individual!
Love it!!! thumbuprofl


For the older PHers here, how about an Adam Faith head on the vulture? ( He played the part of Budgie, a dodgy cockney geezer in a popular TV series )

Corvid-2020

Original Poster:

1,994 posts

108 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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C n C said:
vulture by conradsphotos, on Flickr
The one with the fish finger is great.

When I saw the original Bobbers photo I could almost imagine his spread arms saying "you should have seen the size of the vulture that stole my fish fingers" with the bird fitting in, strung wingtip to wingtip, between his gloved, delicate hands.

In fact, I can almost picture it......................

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Shaw Tarse said:
DelicaL400 said:
rofl
Bobbers becoming the most photochopped person on PH?
rofl

CourtAgain

3,777 posts

93 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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The Council have hired a Falconer

to deal with the Vulture problem getmecoat

dudleybloke

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215 months

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Bobberoo99

45,495 posts

127 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Corvid2020 I can only apologise for the deranged individuals spamming your thread up with pictures of a fat, bald, late middle aged, blue glove wearing bloke!!!!
They are really good at it though aren't they?!?!?!? roflroflrofl I especially like the budgies head in the vultures mouth!!!

Scrump

23,933 posts

187 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Has Bobbers cropped up in this thread as well? I really hadn’t noticed hehe

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Original Poster:

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Wednesday 5th August 2020
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No apologies needed. Think about it this banter would have been five minutes of our life down a pub with mates and a few pens and beer mats 20 years ago. Then all forgotten.

Now, we can interact anonymously with unknowns across the globe and our efforts will remain in digital media form for ever. We are legends. This is how the Greek Gods started, in Millenia to come, archelogists will:
a) marvel at how "Bobberroo the blue hand" infiltrated ever part of human life and some animals as well.
b) wonder what happened to Greta Nofunberg.
c) Be posting on ElectricCableHeads wondering what this "PistonHead" thing was all about!

ApOrbital

10,587 posts

147 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Sussed you out sonny jim > Corvid-2020 You are neil chambers in the virtual world

Corvid-2020

Original Poster:

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108 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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There may be a joke ther e I don't get (am i due a wooosh budgie?). Googling Neil Chambers suggests at No 1 hit a Prof at Nottingham Uni? Then there are 80 more + so I'm not sure what you mean if it is a public figiure. Or is it a pseudonym of a previous member? Please explain?

Bobberoo99

45,495 posts

127 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Corvid-2020 said:
There may be a joke ther e I don't get (am i due a wooosh budgie?). Googling Neil Chambers suggests at No 1 hit a Prof at Nottingham Uni? Then there are 80 more + so I'm not sure what you mean if it is a public figiure. Or is it a pseudonym of a previous member? Please explain?
Fill yer boots!!! rofl I'm fairly confident he didn't expect this response!!!!
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

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Original Poster:

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Wednesday 5th August 2020
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Hmm, even reading that response to "Hi I'm Neil Chambers........." what did he her / it / wft do to get picked on? Is he a repeat account offender?

Is "you are Neil Chambers" meant as an insult a compliment or just a statement of no meaning? Is it is even such a clever subtle one it is hilarious to those not in the know like me or others who don't know all the rules of Mornington crescent, or it is a really crap insult as the insultee doesn't realise they have been insulted, in which case, what was the point as no point has been scored?

Were you [PH Gods] all hanging around like a bunch of vultures after a fish finger to pounce on him?

Or is insulting someone in a Neil Chambers way meant to derail what was a mildly amusing, slightly cross threaded mid topic Lounge chat?