Were these prawns off?
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105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Aldi Argentinian frozen ‘whole’ prawns, (about 1.5 finger lengths each). Into our own freezer about 20 minutes after purchase and still thoroughly frozen when I got them out this evening.

Upon pulling the heads off there was what can only be described as a slug-like substance running from head to tail, which was most unlike the usual prawn st-sack that you’d expect to find.

Prawns de-shelled and minging st-sacks cleaned out of each prawn, leaving behind a slimy, pale brown residue along the spine of each prawn, although the prawns didn’t smell in any way ‘off’.

Deciding not to take any risks with shellfish, I binned them rather than risk eating them, (much to the disappointment of my two cats who had eyed up an easy treat). I’m now wondering if I had perhaps over reacted?

Sadly no pictures, so you’ll just have to use your imagination, unless you want me to do a really crap rendering on Microsoft Paint?

Any thoughts? Was I being paranoid or does it sound like these prawns had sinister intentions?

paulguitar

34,567 posts

139 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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I vote for the Microsoft Paint rendering.

smile

105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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paulguitar said:
I vote for the Microsoft Paint rendering.

smile
biggrin Give me 10 min

Europa1

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214 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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I vote for "Were these prawns off?", not an abbreviation of "We are these prawns off?", which makes no sense.

paulguitar

34,567 posts

139 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Europa1 said:
I vote for "Were these prawns off?", not an abbreviation of "We are these prawns off?", which makes no sense.
To be fair that's probably a phone autocorrect fail.




105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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paulguitar said:
Europa1 said:
I vote for "Were these prawns off?", not an abbreviation of "We are these prawns off?", which makes no sense.
To be fair that's probably a phone autocorrect fail.
Correct. Still my error for not checking.

Apologies

Europa1

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214 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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paulguitar said:
Europa1 said:
I vote for "Were these prawns off?", not an abbreviation of "We are these prawns off?", which makes no sense.
To be fair that's probably a phone autocorrect fail.
At this point I need to trudge wearily to the "Things that annoy you beyond reason" thread. Why is that "fair"? To me, it's a failure to check what you're about to post fail. Blaming it on the phone is lazy, and abrogates responsibility to an insentient machine.

Edited to add: I am sure I will get flamed for this, but i bugs me when people say "It was the [insert device]'s fault."

Johnnytheboy

24,499 posts

212 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Yes, but it doesn't really matter.

105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Europa1 said:
At this point I need to trudge wearily to the "Things that annoy you beyond reason" thread. Why is that "fair"? To me, it's a failure to check what you're about to post fail. Blaming it on the phone is lazy, and abrogates responsibility to an insentient machine.

Edited to add: I am sure I will get flamed for this, but i bugs me when people say "It was the [insert device]'s fault."
Europa, I take full responsibility for not checking my phones auto-correction of the thread title. That error was mine and mine alone.

I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for such a grammatical faux-pas. I will endeavour to do better next time.


Anyway, these prawns?

paulguitar

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139 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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105.4 said:
Anyway, these prawns?
Still awaiting render.



105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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paulguitar said:
105.4 said:
Anyway, these prawns?
Still awaiting render.
Your wait is over....





Pablo Picasso's got nowt on me biggrin

paulguitar

34,567 posts

139 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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105.4 said:
paulguitar said:
105.4 said:
Anyway, these prawns?
Still awaiting render.
Your wait is over....




Pablo Picasso's got nowt on me biggrin
Haha, superb! beer

I think you did the right thing, better safe than sorry. smile





105.4

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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paulguitar said:
Haha, superb! beer

I think you did the right thing, better safe than sorry. smile
Can you imagine if you removed a prawn from the packet and it looked just like that, complete with the smile. WTF !!!

paulguitar

34,567 posts

139 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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105.4 said:
Can you imagine if you removed a prawn from the packet and it looked just like that, complete with the smile. WTF !!!
It would certainly not be possible to eat a smiling one.



bigandclever

14,272 posts

264 months

Tuesday 4th August 2020
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Europa1 said:
Edited to add: I am sure I will get flamed for this, but i bugs me when people say "It was the [insert device]'s fault."
Must be the thicko operator that types “i bugs me”.

105.4

Original Poster:

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Tuesday 4th August 2020
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bigandclever said:
Europa1 said:
Edited to add: I am sure I will get flamed for this, but i bugs me when people say "It was the [insert device]'s fault."
Must be the thicko operator that types “i bugs me”.
PMSL

At this point I need to trudge wearily to the "Things that annoy you beyond reason" thread. To me, such gramatical errors are purely a failure to check what you're about to post fail. If Europa blames this on his phone, then that would be lazy, and abrogates responsibility to an insentient machine.

Johnnytheboy

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212 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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bigandclever said:
Europa1 said:
Edited to add: I am sure I will get flamed for this, but i bugs me when people say "It was the [insert device]'s fault."
Must be the thicko operator that types “i bugs me”.
If you are going to be a grammar nazi, you have to be whiter than white.

It was probably his phone's spellcheck, poor dear.

rofl

MrBarry123

6,091 posts

147 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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105.4 said:
Can you imagine if you removed a prawn from the packet and it looked just like that, complete with the smile. WTF !!!
laugh

Waltzing around you’re* kitchen.

*biggrin

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

257 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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So we're shipping manky Argie prawns halfway across the globe to then be put in the bin whilst selling off the vast majority of our delicious home caught langoustines to the bloody French.

Sad times. frown

tobinen

10,297 posts

171 months

Wednesday 5th August 2020
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I've had those prawns before and they do not come 'evacuated' of their elementary canal. You have to do it yourself - De-shell, slit down the back and pull it out. I recall they were very tasty once prepared and cooked.