Sex during Covid-19 - Terrence Higgins Trust advice

[Troubleatmill]

Some pearls of wisdom......
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-53736087
Staying safe
The best sexual partner during the pandemic is yourself...........

Masturbation, using sex toys or participating in phone or online sex are recommended as the safest options.



Who knew?

[Biker 1]

I read this & assumed it was the 1st of April. Is this really the work of some of the finest minds in our country? I dispair - we're more fked than I thought.....

[Unbusy]

“That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household.”
Incest, a game all the family can play : as practiced in a few known areas

[Mining Subsidence Man]

Well, after all of that, the underside of my office desk looks like kent's cavern.

[Pesty]

Meanwhile the guy who’s advice started all this st is out fking a married woman who swings with multiple partners as does her husband.

Like anybody is going to take this advice.

[gooner1]

Anyone seen my phone or dildo?

[Sophisticated Sarah]

Pesty said:

Meanwhile the guy who’s advice started all this st is out fking a married woman who swings with multiple partners as does her husband.

Like anybody is going to take this advice.

[oddman]

TBF, given the origin of the Terrence Higims Trust it would be difficult for them to remain silent on advice to prevent a deadly virus spreading during sex.

The advice was inevitably going to border on comedic

[Gareth1974]

[rxe]

I wonder what proportion of people read that and think “sex wearing a mask .... what’s new about that?”

The whole idea of conflating sex and social distancing is bizarre, do people really not get within 2 metres of each other and decide to have sex? On second thoughts, don’t answer that....

[Drawweight]

Surely a during large proportion of homosexual sex the participants won’t be facing each other anyway.

[Mining Subsidence Man]

The average vagina has 120000 different sorts of bacteria within it. After I've gone at it like a dog eating a bowl of hot chips, a bit of corona isn't going to mess my feng shui up.

Edited by Mining Subsidence Man on Wednesday 12th August 08:34

[anonymous-user]

You're basically told to go fk yourself then.

[turbobloke]

“That's not to say sex is off the table...”

On the table can be a bit of a balancing act.

[anxious_ant]

Troubleatmill said:

Staying safe
The best sexual partner during the pandemic is yourself...........

Masturbation, using sex toys or participating in phone or online sex are recommended as the safest options.

Nice one, I can say I'm pretty good at that

[PBCD]

Unbusy said:

“That's not to say sex is off the table, but it should ideally be with people who are part of your household.”
Incest, a game all the family can play : as practiced in a few known areas

"Stepbrother, what are you doing?!"

"Staying safe!"

[ChocolateFrog]

Mining Subsidence Man said:

The average vagina has 120000 different sorts of bacteria within it. After I've gone at it like a dog eating a bowl of hot chips, a bit of corona isn't going to mess my feng shui up.

Edited by Mining Subsidence Man on Wednesday 12th August 08:34

I'm suddenly not that hungry anymore

[Hereward]

Mining Subsidence Man said:

The average vagina has 120000 different sorts of bacteria within it. After I've gone at it like a dog eating a bowl of hot chips, a bit of corona isn't going to mess my feng shui up.

What about eating ass? May be the safer bet.

[bristolbaron]

[Dont Panic]

bristolbaron said:

Youre not supposed to put your arm through the hole....