LOL bored? unlimited fun here!

[Pelo]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

TVr is an explosive device that knows what you want before you do, is oak-panelled and operates on a quantum level.
rx7 is like a normal car, but it emits harmful gases
nature is a bubble-car! It can be used on the move!
chimaera is like a normal artificial limb, but it will not work outside of the UK
wow some truths here!


>>> Edited by Pelo on Saturday 5th October 14:38

>>> Edited by Pelo on Saturday 5th October 14:50

[scruff400]

It's like a normal bar of soap, but it knows your name.

It's a football that mows your lawn! It runs on tapwater.

Edited so as not to post loads of individual bits of shite that I won't find funny in half an hour..


>> Edited by scruff400 on Saturday 5th October 14:44

[rich 36]

It is a dinosaur thick at both ends, yet thin in the
Middle