You know you are getting old when...

[Esceptico]

You rewatch a film and realise you have pretty much no memory of what is going to happen.

Rewatched Manhattan Murder Mystery last night with the wife. Don’t think I’ve seen it since it came out in 1993. Apart from a couple of scenes I had forgotten it completely and even rewatching it didn’t really bring anything back.

About the only think I remember is liking it more the first time around!

Other signs of advanced age?

[overunder12g]

Having a stroke of the wrong kind.

[foiled]

When you spend longer trimming the hair coming out of your ears and nose, than you do your head

[anonymous-user]

Going 'Oof' when you sit down, and 'Ooohr' when you stand back up

[csd19]

... happiness is a dry fart.

[33q]

When you house is decorated like this!

[Jasandjules]

When you see two "school kids" get into a car and drive off........

[Origin Unknown]

You walk with your hands behind your back. I have no idea when I started doing it.

[Johnnytheboy]

All, rather than just most, new music sounds st.

[bucks]

When you open a thread like this and nod at most of the replies

[Esceptico]

bucks said:

When you open a thread like this and nod at most of the replies

Hah. End of thread

[anonymous-user]

When you put on your pj's rather than your clubbing gear.

[Pericoloso]

When your tolerance of everything drops to zero and you wonder why you got out of bed .

[Magooagain]

When anyone and everyone can fk off anytime they like and that suits me.

[Johnnytheboy]

When you don't care what anyone thinks of you any more.

Mind you, that happened to me when I was about twenty.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

When you fall over, and people say you've had a fall. Only old people have had a fall, everyone else fell over.

This is the only true metric to decide of someone is old. There are other indicators, like your narrow waist and broad mind swapping places, but they aren't 100% reliable.

[Johnnytheboy]

Boasting about your age, rather than trying to conceal it.

The preserve of small children and the properly elderly.

[anonymous-user]

Muttering to yourself things were a lot better back in the day and kids have no respect nowadays.

[av185]

When you notice the top half of the radiator is cooler than the bottom half.

When you say ahhhhh as you sit down and fart.

When you can't wait to have a piss as soon as you come in the house.

When you realise you are doing exactly the same things that your father did which at the time made him seem very old.

[ambuletz]

hucumber said:

Going 'Oof' when you sit down, and 'Ooohr' when you stand back up

I do this. but only when my muscles are sore/tired...frrom actual exercise/lifting weights.