Kind of an odd question
Kind of an odd question
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fiju

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704 posts

92 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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I'm trying to contact somebody in France, however they don't seem to answer withheld calls or calls from international phone numbers.

Is there a service that lets me route my call through them and spits it out as a local number?

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

188 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Skype account or similar- Get a local French number?

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

110 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Phone next door and ask them to pop round.

HTH.

Matt Cup

3,266 posts

133 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Business or residential?

Can you not contact them by any other means?

dundarach

6,226 posts

257 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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If you speak French, phone a local cafe and be polite?

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

110 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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dundarach said:
If you speak French, phone a local cafe and be polite?
"Bonjour tout le monde Lionel Messi. Mon ami est prochain a vous. Javais une message garçon, bonnet de douche Rodney. Sa va bien plume de ma tante."

Sorted.

red_slr

20,701 posts

218 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Send a jazz band to their house at 3am to deliver the message. That usually works, IME.

Make sure they have a fog machine for extra jazzyness.


Chunkymonkey_71

13,168 posts

227 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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red_slr said:
Send a jazz band to their house at 3am to deliver the message. That usually works, IME.

Make sure they have a fog machine for extra jazzyness.
Be warned though; Synth Jazz does not have the same effect.

geeks

11,640 posts

168 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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SCEtoAUX said:
dundarach said:
If you speak French, phone a local cafe and be polite?
"Bonjour tout le monde Lionel Messi. Mon ami est prochain a vous. Javais une message garçon, bonnet de douche Rodney. Sa va bien plume de ma tante."

Sorted.
rofl reminds me of the Eddie Izzard sketch about learning French!

bristolracer

5,949 posts

178 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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In the days when I used to do work for housing associations I often found sending a text about why I was ringing would get them to respond.
(in my case It was repair requests on Aerial and Satellite systems, so the lack of telly for 24 hours would get them responding)

Try a text.

Dr Doofenshmirtz

16,952 posts

229 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Simply drive to France and use the first phone box you happen across.

sospan

2,755 posts

251 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Is your phone set to withhold your number from the one you are calling?
That might be the reason.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

110 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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A well-trained carrier pigeon sent from the UK should do it. If you don't have access to a well-trained carrier pigeon use a less well-trained one and sent it from Bolougne.

Fullook

939 posts

102 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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geeks said:
rofl reminds me of the Eddie Izzard sketch about learning French!
Le singe est dans l'arbre

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Just get one of the scammers from Delhi or Mumbai to ring them four or five times a day until they pick up.

glenrobbo

40,508 posts

179 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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Fullook said:
Le singe est dans l'arbre
nono Pas d'elle yeux Rhône que nous.

À l'eau; c'est l'heure! wink

NMNeil

5,860 posts

79 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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fiju said:
I'm trying to contact somebody in France, however they don't seem to answer withheld calls or calls from international phone numbers.

Is there a service that lets me route my call through them and spits it out as a local number?
If you have their address contact a local courier company and get them to deliver a message.
They used to do it that way all the time; they were called telegrams biggrin

sherman

15,224 posts

244 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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If you have the phone number. I assume you can get the address or already know it.
Just send a letter with your contact number on it. Either let them phone you or say you will phone them on a certain day. Just give the french postal service a couple of weeks.

geeks

11,640 posts

168 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Fullook said:
Le singe est dans l'arbre
nono Pas d'elle yeux Rhône que nous.

À l'eau; c'est l'heure! wink
la souris est sous la table

Magooagain

13,447 posts

199 months

Thursday 10th September 2020
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fiju said:
I'm trying to contact somebody in France, however they don't seem to answer withheld calls or calls from international phone numbers.

Is there a service that lets me route my call through them and spits it out as a local number?
Is that you mum?

Seriously though,give me a shout and I can make the call for you as I'm in frog land.