The outlandish predictions thread

[zaktoo]

Here are my crazy predictions:

1. Pope Benedict to be out of the papacy by 2006
2. Mexico to win 2006 World Cup
2a. They will beat Iran in the final
3. Federer will win Grand Slam next year
4. GM loses major brand to Chinese business (Opel or Saab) to stem financial problems before 2007
5. England will win the Ashes this year

Note: not legal advice. Not to be used for any purpose other than entertainment. For external use only. Serve chilled.

[rich 36]

Have you been at the cheese again

[zaktoo]

rich 36 said:

Have you been at the cheese again

[python mode]
That's not a prediction, it's a question...
[/python]

[gtr-gaz]

The weatherman will get it right!

[jmorgan]

The EU is planning to make the divders that you use at supermarkets to place between your shopping and the shopping of the sour faced old trout behind you law.

>> Edited by jmorgan on Saturday 25th June 15:31

[Balmoral Green]

The Phillipino army will march on Reykyavik to oust the illegal occupation of Iceland by the Chinese army headed up by the Peking Omoncerous (a genetically created half pig/half human that was initially made as a toy for the Emperors children, but it ran amok).

[parrot of doom]

Blanket enforcement of speed limits will reduce casualties to zero.

[Mr Bling]

British Lions to win a game against New Zealand. Actually, on this morning's showing there's more chance of hell freezing over.

[maranellouk]

[quote=zaktoo]Here are my crazy predictions:
3. Federer will win Grand Slam next year
quote]

Outlandish? Surely you jest? Not a case of if, but when.

[Ferg]

Balmoral Green said:

The Phillipino army will march on Reykyavik to oust the illegal occupation of Iceland by the Chinese army headed up by the Peking Omoncerous (a genetically created half pig/half human that was initially made as a toy for the Emperors children, but it ran amok).

Trust you to go for the obvious one.

[petros]

John Prescott will resign and Tony Blair will admit that he's been a crap PM

[Pigeon]

There will be an explosion in the sales of LCD number plates that alter their display to read "4Q" when they detect a pulsed IR source.

The ancient laws that permit Welshmen to be killed after midnight in certain towns near the border will result in an interesting but perfectly legal incident involving a PH piss-up in Chester, Brunstrom, and a kebab knife.

The Matra Rancho will return to production to provide a cheap alternative to a 4x4 for people who never actually use the 4x4 capability and don't realise the Rancho doesn't actually have it.

BG: I think you mean "homunculus". You should be careful not to commit the Sin of mis-spelling weng you make a post like that

[baztard]

Balmoral Green said:

The Phillipino army will march on Reykyavik to oust the illegal occupation of Iceland by the Chinese army headed up by the Peking Omoncerous (a genetically created half pig/half human that was initially made as a toy for the Emperors children, but it ran amok).

I dont know what your on but can I have some????

[Pigeon]

Well, he went to see the Doctor.
Who gave him some interesting ideas...

[rich 36]

Do you know

Balmoral Green said:The Phillipino army will march on Reykyavik to oust the illegal occupation of Iceland by the Chinese army headed up by the Peking Omoncerous (a genetically created half pig/half human that was initially made as a toy for the Emperors children, but it ran amok).


I pray each and every morning, for just this occurence

[Balmoral Green]

Pigeon said:

Well, he went to see the Doctor. Who gave him some interesting ideas...

Plagiarism rules, without the spelling mistakes

[Balmoral Green]

The Doctor: "Estimated time to impact K9?"

K9: "Insufficient data"

The Doctor: "No, you never know the answer when its ing important do you!"

One of the best out takes ever, Tom Baker was as pissed as a time lord.

[406]

Vixpy will get his leg over.

[Ferg]

406 said:

Vixpy will get his leg over.

There's outlandish, then there's OUTLANDISH !