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vixpy1

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42,699 posts

293 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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So, you are walking down the street and a car pulls up, the window winds down and a woman asks for directions to a local place..

You think for a minuite, then raft out a series of directions, she says thanks and off she goes.

Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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What sort of directions were you tryin to give her?

FunkyNige

9,817 posts

304 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:

Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?


Pretty much every time I give directions really
Not intentionally, I have difficulty describing a journey that I can easily visualise in my head.

Matthew-TMM

4,028 posts

266 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?


Felt a bit embarrassed.

wolves_wanderer

12,955 posts

266 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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"Oh Pardon, je ne parle pas anglais"

hiasakite

2,552 posts

276 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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Every time...

>> Edited by hiasakite on Sunday 26th June 12:52

rich 36

13,739 posts

295 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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When I went somewhere, and wanted a pointer,
Its always best to go for fixed direction ie;

shop, then

(if like him above)

directions prove either misleading or downright wrong, theres a sporting chance I might find them again, and discuss this advice next time around.
Asking directions from a pedestrian, is tantamount to disaster, and you deserve all you get

v15ben

16,219 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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I had that situation yesterday. The driver wanted directions to somewhere just round the corner from where I live, sadly as I was in filthy work clothes I didn't have the guts to say,

"If you give me a lift home, it's just round the corner!"

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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When I'm back home I quite often find people trundling about aimlessly looking for Manchester Airport.

Sorry, but of all the things in the North West, Manchester Airport probably has more potential routes to it, and more roadsigns per square mile, than anything else.

So I just point them in the direction of the nearest signpost

hustlebabe

790 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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Twincam16 said:
When I'm back home I quite often find people trundling about aimlessly looking for Manchester Airport.

Sorry, but of all the things in the North West, Manchester Airport probably has more potential routes to it, and more roadsigns per square mile, than anything else.

So I just point them in the direction of the nearest signpost


Did similar thing to a couple trying to find their way to the M4. Told em to drive down the road and they would find the blue motorway sign directions. Thought it was the best and most helpful way.

His reply "will they get us to the motorway then??"

Oh...what a



edc

9,641 posts

280 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:
So, you are walking down the street and a car pulls up, the window winds down and a woman asks for directions to a local place..

You think for a minuite, then raft out a series of directions, she says thanks and off she goes.

Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?


Someone once asked me for Brookwood Lye and I sent them to St Johns Lye by accident, only 5 mins the wrong way tho

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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edc said:

vixpy1 said:
So, you are walking down the street and a car pulls up, the window winds down and a woman asks for directions to a local place..

You think for a minuite, then raft out a series of directions, she says thanks and off she goes.

Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?



Someone once asked me for Brookwood Lye and I sent them to St Johns Lye by accident, only 5 mins the wrong way tho


Only worry is if they noticed you on the way back!

C C

8,053 posts

268 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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I’m absolutely hopeless at remembering the names of the roads in our village. (Only lived here for 16 years)

lanciachris

3,357 posts

270 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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I did this once. Was asked for directions, confidently gave them, person set off. Then i realised it was entirely the opposite direction. Oops

esselte

14,626 posts

296 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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First line is "If I was going there I wouldn't start from here.."

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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vixpy1 said:
So, you are walking down the street and a car pulls up, the window winds down and a woman asks for directions to a local place..

You think for a minuite, then raft out a series of directions, she says thanks and off she goes.

Anybody else ever strolled off down the street and thought.. 'actually, it might be the other way' ?


All the time, in fact I never seem to get it right.

groomi

9,331 posts

272 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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wolves_wanderer said:
"Oh Pardon, je ne parle pas anglais"


"l'OH bon, vous parlez français. Quel chemin vers l'aéroport ?"

LongQ

13,864 posts

262 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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A few years ago I had become suspicious of some additions to some gantries on the M1 and was driving round looking for observation spots.

One of the best was a layby on the A453 that runs parallel to the M1 near J24. As I was returning to the car, mind elsewhere, a young business lady pulled up and asked where the nearest petrol stations was.

I asked her which way she was heading. She said south but here fuel guage was only showing about 1/4 full so she didn't think she could be sure to get to Leicester Forest East. (About 18 miles!)

So I thought about it and suggested that East Midlands Airport Service Station was probably the nearest - about 2 miles and not too far off route. I described where it was. Dwon the the roundabout, turn right. Follow the road for a mile or so. Right at some traffic lights and you should see it just over the next roundabout.

She thanked me and drove off, slightly disappointed at the off route detour. (Well, get yourself organised before thinking of joining the motorway I thought!)

As I followed her route, back onto the dual carriageway in fornt of a truck I spotted the next road sign.

Left-ish to the M1 and A42, right to the airport and Ashby de-la Zouch. And straight over for the J23a services that had been built about 3 years previously ...!

From where she was parked she must have been able to see the sign (I was facing the other way while talking to her) which was about 200 meters up the road.

The things is, living locally, I had never visited the services. So it didn't even register as an option when this stranger suddenly stopped and asked me, simply because I was walking I guess, where the nearest fuel was to be found. Perhaps if I had been a stranger to the area she would have got a better answer.

Mostly I am lucky and people only stop and ask when I am somewhere I don't know. Gives me the opportunity to respond with "No idea I'm afraid - I was hoping you would be able to help me...."

2 Smokin Barrels

32,007 posts

264 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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One night a weird looking bloke asked for directions to our Spar shop. At the time it crossed my mind that it was an odd request to be so specific. The shop was burnt down that night.

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Sunday 26th June 2005
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oops, thanks for the reminder. i must get you that petrol can back. sorry it slipped my mind in all the excitement.