The worst sounds you ever heard

[Pastor Of Muppets]

Nicola Sturgeons voice.

Tinnitus.

Big end bearings knocking on the car you just had delivered from the auction.

Parking sensors.

The big guy in the front farting when you are in the back of a 3 door with no rear opening windows .

[AC43]

A single cylinder 4 stroke scooter with a booming fart can.

An LC350 on Microns.

A Harley.

[Puggit]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_BBC_bombing

[gooner1]

Desmond Deker singing live at St Albans Town even his Israelites felt Mek.

[motco]

The hot water pouring into the mug in the BBC1 current programme link clip. It makes me feel sick!

[Pastor Of Muppets]

gooner1 said:

Desmond Deker singing live at St Albans Town even his Israelites felt Mek.

[Johnnytheboy]

Young liverpudlian women speaking.

[ReallyReallyGood]

Darth Vader saying "Noooooo" in Episode III. A bit of my soul dies every time I hear it.

[Jazoli]

The sound of a lorry on the rumble strips demarcating the hard shoulder when you are trying to recover a stranded car.

Johnnytheboy said:

Young liverpudlian women speaking.

And this.

[bigandclever]

The ‘pop’ when I fractured my knob during some vigorous sexy time.

[smack]

The racket Hadeda's make, especially at daybreak.

[the cueball]

I lost 4 mates in a car accident when I was 18.

We had their funerals all in the same day, one after the other.

The noise/yelp/screech/dunno what it was that one of their monthers made when she saw the coffin of her son being lowered has haunted me to this day - over 20 years later

[stuartmmcfc]

Johnnytheboy said:

Young liverpudlian women speaking.

Wait until they start singing “you’ll never walk alone”
Makes me vomit

[Randy Winkman]

the cueball said:

I lost 4 mates in a car accident when I was 18.

We had their funerals all in the same day, one after the other.

The noise/yelp/screech/dunno what it was that one of their monthers made when she saw the coffin of her son being lowered has haunted me to this day - over 20 years later

Very sad.

Luckily mine is utterly trivial. The sound of a handful of small coins being put down onto a desk. Smaller coins being worst.

[GliderRider]

Dentist's drill.

[crofty1984]

AC43 said:

A single cylinder 4 stroke scooter with a booming fart can.

I hear that every morning just before 6. I want to sneak over to their house and change the fart can to a sensible exhaust.




Then beat them to death with it.

[BigMon]

The smash when, as a youth, I was practicing chipping golf balls on our back garden.

In a million to one chance I managed to ricochet it off the head of a cherub garden ornament, watched the ball sail back over my head, then heard a large crash as it went through the dining room window.

[Hoofy]

Priti Patel. It's ok until the end when she holds her final vowel a bit longer than normaaal.

[Humpy D]

Hearing my late f-I-l screaming for help in hospital as they were trying to give him a lumbar puncture. Sounded like an animal in pain. Awful.

[Magnum 475]

The sound of a con-rod punching out of the block in my modified MK3 Spitfire

The sharp crack as one of my nice new carbon-fibre paddles broke when I was kayaking a particularly challenging river, with no way out of the gorge section except to carry on

The bang, followed by silence, from the engine of a Cessna 150, thankfully on very short final to an airfield - managed to glide it onto the very start of the tarmac.

The sounds, not one in particular, at Kings Cross station on July 7th 2005 (I just managed to miss the Piccadilly line train that was bombed).