Why did the chicken......?
Why did the chicken......?
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bridgdav

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4,805 posts

277 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Cross the road....

Or wish it hadn't....!

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Ouch...!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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I've told you before....

That's what happens when you play chicken......

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Wow.. for once it missed the fan!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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You're confusing it with sht.......

Don Veloci

2,194 posts

310 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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EH? Do I not understand my birdie physics or is that one hard as nails chicken?

TeamD

5,060 posts

261 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Don Veloci said:
EH? Do I not understand my birdie physics or is that one hard as nails chicken?


Must have been a frozen chicken, was it a cold day?

Scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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It could well be...

At 120MPH a 4lb chicken would weigh the equivalent of around 90KG.

Imagine if it had passed through the windscreen a little top the drivers left.

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

287 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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that is some mess.

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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what a cock!



































for buying a boxter

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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The words kamikaze and chicken don't sit well together.....

Trooper2

6,676 posts

260 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Ahh..... You can drive what ever you want, even a Boxter......

















It's fair game!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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But, these days, you've got to keep an eye on the cluck....

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Mrs Fish said:
that is some mess.


Mrs F

Hows motherhood going?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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vixpy1 in shock Mrs F looks like a rogered chicken revelation......

Scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Just a thought, but are we going to see vixpy2 and vixpy3 shortly, like shite horror films?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Scruffy said:
Just a thought, but are we going to see vixpy2 and vixpy3 shortly,


I bloody hope not, not ready for fatherhood just now!

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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Remnded me of this:

Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, and military jets, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Americans sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.






Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

"Defrost the chicken"

cotty

42,225 posts

313 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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bridgdav said:



Is that the front or the back I cant tell

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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nervous said:
what a cock!



































for buying a boxter


I know, what could possibly have been going through his mind when he did that!?









Obviously the last thing to go through the birds mind was it's arse.

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 27th June 2005
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thats foul.