Proof - woman with small babies shouldn't drive!

[diddyman]

So, to set the scene...

Here is our driveway, with my car parked within, minding it's own bizniz.
[pic]http://www.scuba-safaris.com/pages/stuff/ding1.jpg[/pic]
The driveway is more or less square, to give you an idea of the depth as well as the width.

So my wife has some friends for lunch. One has recently given birth, so understandably the paedetrician removed that part of her brain that deals with depth perception and 3D imaging as well as the placental remains.

With all the space, you would have thought it would not be a problem to turn your car round and drive off.

But no, with ALL that space, look what happened:
[pic]http://www.scuba-safaris.com/pages/stuff/ding2.jpg[/pic]
Oh marvellous. :rolleyes:

[ceejay]

That's where I've got my subtle chrome GB sticker.

Ceejay

[diddyman]

ceejay said:

That's where I've got my subtle chrome GB sticker. Ceejay

Good plan, Stan!

I'm to Halfrauds!

[Mrs Fish]

That's what I like to see, a sweeping generalisation from one incident

[diddyman]

Mrs Fish said:

That's what I like to see, a sweeping generalisation from one incident

I know Mrs Fish, I know! It was meant to be tongue in cheek. Shall I add some more smilies to the original post!?

>> Edited by diddyman on Monday 27th June 16:29

[ceejay]

Sorted!!!!!

[seasider]

How big is the mark PH Badge

>> Edited by seasider on Monday 27th June 17:12

[veg]

More importantly looks like you need some feed and weed and a god session with a hoe.

[diddyman]

seasider said:

How big is the mark www.pistonheads.com/shop/asp/product.asp?product=128

Even better!

veg said:

More importantly looks like you need some feed and weed and a god session with a hoe.

No, we need some rain!

Don't need a hoe, there's no flower beds in view!

[likesbikes]

Mrs Fish said:

That's what I like to see, a sweeping generalisation from one incident

With sweeping generalisations in mind, a far broader generalisation could be made and as such offending far more people by doing away with the "with small babies" bit

[Mrs Fish]

likesbikes said:

Mrs Fish said: That's what I like to see, a sweeping generalisation from one incident With sweeping generalisations in mind, a far broader generalisation could be made and as such offending far more people by doing away with the "with small babies" bit

[CiderwithCerbie]

I hope in wasn't a Paediatrician (Kid's doctor). That would imply she was to young to have a driving licence anyway - which might explain the small faux pas.

PS When having a baby find a midwife or an OBSTETRICIAN.
In fact when trying to get the car out without damage find an Obstetrician - we are good at getting large objects out of small holes!