What is this?

[Saleen836]

A friend found this and posted on FB asking if anyone knows what it is/for?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Holes are to fix it to the wall? Coat peg?

[mac96]

Someone's been polishing the knobs?

[MOBB]

They’re a bit too close together to be what I was going to suggest

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

MOBB said:

They’re a bit too close together to be what I was going to suggest

Or, as there are lips, designed to hold a small shelf? (If it's just one of a set)

[MOBB]

2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:

MOBB said:

They’re a bit too close together to be what I was going to suggest

Or, as there are lips, designed to hold a small shelf? (If it's just one of a set)

My suggestion was going to be much more childish and crude

[paulguitar]

Victorian circumcisor.

[pidsy]

Cock splint.

[MOBB]

pidsy said:

Cock splint.

Too small :-)

[pidsy]

MOBB said:

pidsy said:

Cock splint.

Too small :-)

For you maybe!

Obviously only any use if you have a break near the base.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Gas lamp holder bracket?

[Spare tyre]

A device for measuring large dongs

[lost in espace]

You know those frozen sausages, well you have found a tool to get them under the ground without a hammer. Two at a time.

[ColinM50]

Escutcheon for a heavy key

[LordHaveMurci]

MOBB said:

They’re a bit too close together to be what I was going to suggest

[vikingaero]

It's a Victorian G-Spot finder.

[glenrobbo]

Saleen836 said:

A friend found this and posted on FB asking if anyone knows what it is/for?

That's just disgusting.
I'm surprised the mods haven't already deleted the thread, you sadistic pervert.





OP, is it for sale??

How much does your friend want for it? I will pay handsomely to get my hands on it...

[paulguitar]

glenrobbo said:

That's just disgusting.
I'm surprised the mods haven't already deleted the thread, you sadistic pervert.



OP, is it for sale??

How much does your friend want for it? I will pay handsomely to get my hands on it...

Ah, all becomes clear. There's a chicken shortage.

[Wiccan of Darkness]

It's a victorian Orgasmo-gizmo.

Smut aside, how big is it? I've seen similar, used to spark up gas lighting. Crank a handle and a spark is created between the 2 brass balls, lighting a stream of gas for a street light. Guessing around 50mm?

Or it's an Edwardian electro-ejaculator.

Give it a sniff, OP. If it smells vaguely of gas..... it could be either.

[glenrobbo]

Wiccan of Darkness said:

It's a victorian Orgasmo-gizmo.

Smut aside, how big is it? I've seen similar, used to spark up gas lighting. Crank a handle and a spark is created between the 2 brass balls, lighting a stream of gas for a street light. Guessing around 50mm?

Or it's an Edwardian electro-ejaculator.

Give it a sniff, OP. If it smells vaguely of gas..... it could be either.

In regular usage, it should smell of beluga caviar steeped in Absinthe, but judging by the photographs, it has hasn't been properly used for quite some time, although the patina would suggest it has had some quite vigorous use in the past.
But it looks as though it has plenty of life left in it, and I would be quite happy to take possession, as it were.
What do you say, OP?!