worst town to live in

[grichard]

I moved from Liverpool as a child to live in Cheltenham - I thought it was magic in slow motion! It was only when I entered the business world did I discover that every aspect of business, professional and civil life was dominated by a cabal of Freemasons who had free reign over every piece of development and knew the financial situation of every resident. It was, and I suspect still is, a corrupted blot on the life and landscape.

I bet the adjudicators will not let this through!

[Leon R]

I thought you lived in Costa Blanca?

[Scrump]

Who are the “adjudicators”? Are they part of the cabal?

[Adenauer]

Some people are really weird.

[LuS1fer]

I think they built my kitchen.

[Randy Winkman]

Plus ..... they've got GCHQ.

You ain't seen me; right!

[GetCarter]

Leon R said:

I thought you lived in Costa Blanca?

Indeed he does (so he says).

[Tommo87]

If you truly want to experience a sinister organisation, with odious designs on how you should think and live your life, try Brighton.

[Wacky Racer]

Last year we went for a meal in a big chain pub about half a mile from GCHQ.

The waiter came to the table to take our order and I was just about to open my mouth when he said:-

"Shhhhhh, they're listening to you, say it quietly"


True story.