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If theoretically I may have just been clocked by a scamera van doing probably between 80mph and 85mph on a dual carriageway with a 50mph limit what could I expect to come of it?
Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
Drive it fix it repeat said:
If theoretically I may have just been clocked by a scamera van doing probably between 80mph and 85mph on a dual carriageway with a 50mph limit what could I expect to come of it?
Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
Worse than all that, you spelled (or spelt) licence incorrectly Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.

Drive it fix it repeat said:
If theoretically I may have just been clocked by a scamera van doing probably between 80mph and 85mph on a dual carriageway with a 50mph limit what could I expect to come of it?
Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
I know that road very well, the vans are there reasonably regularly and I used to hoof it on that section too. Don't do it anymore as I also had a squeaky bum moment but not as fast as you. 80-85 is a bit daft on that small piece of DC though.Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
Osinjak said:
I know that road very well, the vans are there reasonably regularly and I used to hoof it on that section too. Don't do it anymore as I also had a squeaky bum moment but not as fast as you. 80-85 is a bit daft on that small piece of DC though.
Yeah it was a bit daft as I've seen them there before and know the road well. It's a quick car and I was coasting when I saw the van so speed was already coming down. Read through and checked the spelling aswell as I know what you lot are like
I used to use the same stretch to really open the taps but stopped that when the new laybys were added a few years back. Live and learn I guess. What we talking, 6 points and a fine? New to getting caught 
Drive it fix it repeat said:
Osinjak said:
I know that road very well, the vans are there reasonably regularly and I used to hoof it on that section too. Don't do it anymore as I also had a squeaky bum moment but not as fast as you. 80-85 is a bit daft on that small piece of DC though.
Yeah it was a bit daft as I've seen them there before and know the road well. It's a quick car and I was coasting when I saw the van so speed was already coming down. Read through and checked the spelling aswell as I know what you lot are like
I used to use the same stretch to really open the taps but stopped that when the new laybys were added a few years back. Live and learn I guess. What we talking, 6 points and a fine? New to getting caught 
Drive it fix it repeat said:
Yeah it was a bit daft as I've seen them there before and know the road well. It's a quick car and I was coasting when I saw the van so speed was already coming down. Read through and checked the spelling aswell as I know what you lot are like
I used to use the same stretch to really open the taps but stopped that when the new laybys were added a few years back. Live and learn I guess. What we talking, 6 points and a fine? New to getting caught 
‘ Read through and checked the spelling aswell (sic) as I know what you lot are like‘ ‘What we talking’
I used to use the same stretch to really open the taps but stopped that when the new laybys were added a few years back. Live and learn I guess. What we talking, 6 points and a fine? New to getting caught 
As a ‘cereal’ offender, you should expect porridge.
Breadvan72 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
And called it a scamera van!
1 million years in jail just for that. Many of us have done as you have done at your age or similar.
So no preaching from me.
But I recommend doing a track day or two when they are back on again - doing 135 mph down the back straight at Snetterton removes a lot of the need for speed on the public road
Drive it fix it repeat said:
If theoretically I may have just been clocked by a scamera van doing probably between 80mph and 85mph on a dual carriageway with a 50mph limit what could I expect to come of it?
Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
I actually know that road. I used to go along it quite often especially when driving from the South coast north!Been driving 6 years and a completely clean license up to now. Newbury link road a339 retail park down to Burger King roundabout if anyone knows it. Stood on the brakes as soon as I clocked it and possibly a van between me and him so couple of weeks with a clenched arse I guess in the mean time.
Any knowledge appreciated, yes I know I'm satan himself and should be hung drawn and quartered etc etc. Thanks all.
Very tempting to speed.
Unfortunately I think that's a court appearance.
Breadvan72 said:
Drive it fix it repeat said:
...clocked by a scamera van doing probably between 80mph and 85mph ...
1. Hot van!2. How fast was the OP going if the van had to go over 80 to get a good pic?
PS: clarity in writing is a good thing!


Cheers for those of you being helpful, dont mind a bit of piss taking either, fully expected it. Wait and see basically as I already knew. Not a big earner at all so potential fine shouldn't be astronomical. Points are more annoying as I've always had a clean licence.
Any scammera van remarks are only light hearted. Not having a pop at them for maybe catching me, more annoyed at myself for speeding somewhere that I know theres sometimes police. No need to get on any high horses, I know I was daft whether I got caught or not, admitted that in my OP. Am I right in thinking they have 2 weeks to send out notification telling me ive been done?
Any scammera van remarks are only light hearted. Not having a pop at them for maybe catching me, more annoyed at myself for speeding somewhere that I know theres sometimes police. No need to get on any high horses, I know I was daft whether I got caught or not, admitted that in my OP. Am I right in thinking they have 2 weeks to send out notification telling me ive been done?
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