I'm In Trouble With My Wife...

[Doofus]

And I didn't do nuffink.

I have a Facebook account, but I don't use it. Maybe three or four times a year, I'll go in there to wish a family member a happy birthday. That's all. I have maybe 25 'friends', and most of them are set to 'ignore'. I never post, and very rarely read anything from somebody else.

Yesterday I opened FB to say happy birthday to somebody, and this is what I got:



I'm now being asked several questions to which I have no answers...

[anonymous-user]

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

The way she walks
The way she talks
How long can I pretend
Oh I can't help it, I'm in love
with the girl of my best friend

[wolfracesonic]

[Scrump]

Lovely chester draws

[MikeT66]

Scrump said:

Lovely chester draws

Look like they've possibly been slammed a few times...

[BoRED S2upid]

Always clear your browser history. Classic

[Doofus]

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

[anonymous-user]

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

I bet your wife will stop you visiting any site with the letters P & H in it's title

[BoRED S2upid]

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

Of course you don’t

[Terminator X]

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

Whilst I have absolutely no idea perhaps anything connected to the one router appears on all / any devices ...

TX.

[Doofus]

Terminator X said:

Whilst I have absolutely no idea perhaps anything connected to the one router appears on all / any devices ...

TX.

Presumably.

[anonymous-user]

wolfracesonic said:

I think Ron's a lying bd.

[Doofus]

BoRED S2upid said:

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

Of course you don’t

Why would I start this thread and then make that bit up?

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Doofus said:

BoRED S2upid said:

Always clear your browser history. Classic

But that PH isn't a site I visit. Plus, I don't do porn on my tablet, which is where this was.

Of course you don’t

Why would I start this thread and then make that bit up?

The famous old "Why would I start this thread and then make that bit up?" dodge

[SCEtoAUX]

So basically your wife is all shook up.

[2 sMoKiN bArReLs]

SCEtoAUX said:

So basically your wife is all shook up.

She's a Teddy Bear though

[TonyRPH]

To spare anyone else the trouble of looking her up on FB - there are a couple of pictures but most are odd (not porn related).

There, I saved you from the wrath of your wives.

Wasn't that good of me?

[SCEtoAUX]

"Works at Pornhub". I'd imagine her job description is "money shot delay executive".

[Doofus]

SCEtoAUX said:

"Works at Pornhub". I'd imagine her job description is "money shot delay executive".

I told my wife I think she works in Accounts.