How are your algorithms behaving?

[DickyC]

Mine have followed my searches and noted the websites I've visited and decided what I really, really need is a Dymo Labeller.

I don't.

[Spare tyre]

The left one get pushed up when I wear my big boy pants

[DickyC]

Spare tyre said:

The left one get pushed up when I wear my big boy pants

"Which side do you dress?"
"The side nearest the radiator."

[rfisher]

[Cold]

"Would you be interested buying one of these new pillar drills to go with your recently purchased pillar drill?"

[DickyC]

Cold said:

"Would you be interested buying one of these new pillar drills to go with your recently purchased pillar drill?"

Bath plug seals in my case. I had to buy a pack of four so clearly my world is Bath Plug Seal Centric.

[PositronicRay]

Christies, Russian art.

I've no idea why.

[Shakermaker]

I've clicked on Best of the Best and the associated thread on here a few too many times.

Now apparently I might want to enter similar raffles to win a 2015 Scania R-series truck or a low-hours Komatsu bucket loader/digger


And an auction for a Faberge dog sculpture estimated at £30,000 to £50,000.

[Roofless Toothless]

Last week I looked at this picture on the Bad Tats thread.



Ever since this advert has been popping up.



Coincidence?

[Johnnytheboy]

My favourite one was an ad for a dating site called 'Fit Singles' or some such on Facebook, aimed at single people (obviously) who like structured exercise.

Given I hate structured exercise and have been in a relationship for 25 years I loved the 100% wrongness of this.

[Turn7]

I dont see ads on here, am I missing out ?

[Shakermaker]

Turn7 said:

I dont see ads on here, am I missing out ?

not on here but the ads I'm referring to are the ones I see on Facebook which are "targeted" towards me, I presume

[Turn7]

Shakermaker said:

Turn7 said:

I dont see ads on here, am I missing out ?

not on here but the ads I'm referring to are the ones I see on Facebook which are "targeted" towards me, I presume

Ah, dont see them there either...

[Roofless Toothless]

Can you see your reflection in a mirror?

[underwhelmist]

Roofless Toothless said:

Last week I looked at this picture on the Bad Tats thread.



Ever since this advert has been popping up.



Coincidence?

My kid's got the t-shirt second from left. It's really effective the first time you see it.

[underwhelmist]

underwhelmist said:

My kid's got the t-shirt second from left. It's really effective the first time you see it.

That comment was typed on my desktop pc in Firefox (no Adblock installed yet), and I’m now getting adverts for t-shirts and hoodies with that exact design in the Twitter client on my iPhone. Clever but also completely f’n useless at the same time.

[Halmyre]

Facebook seems to think I need training courses in Kubernetes, whatever the hell that is.

[andy_s]

I keep getting ads for plasterers radios

[DickyC]

dibbers006 said:

Shakermaker said:

And an auction for a Faberge dog sculpture estimated at £30,000 to £50,000.

This is exactly what I've been looking for. Got any pics?

You will have. Any moment now.

[Spare tyre]

andy_s said:

I keep getting ads for plasterers radios

I have a few here for sale pal. Dried out and still working