Tier 5 announced

[PositronicRay]

No not yet, but shall a sweepstake?

(are sweepstakes still allowed)

[trickywoo]

PositronicRay said:

(are sweepstakes still allowed)

Ironically not in tier 5 so if you win you can’t collect.

The other major requirement is to only piss in Kilner jars. I’m going to buy a load today, plus beer to ultimately fill them with, once processed.

[Doofus]

I'm waiting for tier 6, when we're not allowed to look out of the window.

[citizensm1th]

Let us just all pray we don't get to tier 7 where breathing is outlawed.

[Sophisticated Sarah]

citizensm1th said:

Let us just all pray we don't get to tier 7 where breathing is outlawed.

I can imagine the stupid fks complying with it too

[devnull]

I know this thread is tongue in cheeky, but should a Tier 5 get announced, it would be “all the features of 4 + a SMS based permission system”

[MrBarry123]

Doofus said:

I'm waiting for tier 6, when we're not allowed to look out of the window.

And you just know there’ll be some on here absolutely intent on justifying that.

[Jasandjules]

citizensm1th said:

Let us just all pray we don't get to tier 7 where breathing is outlawed.

Tier 7 is where you can not walk but must crawl to avoid "the virus" which as we know floats at 4ft high (unless eating in a pub where it travels at 2ft unless you are eating a meal).... I can't wait to see the stupid crawling along the high street on their hands and knees and trying to look at shelves in shops.....

[Tycho]

[markbigears]

turned up from 9 to 11

[valiant]

You boy! What tier is this?

[Jimmy No Hands]

370 sleeps till Christmas!

[king arthur]

In tier 5, roads and pavements will be reconfigured to be one way only. Overtaking is banned, whether by car or by foot. Cyclists exempt of course. Except on Thursdays.

[10126 Torino]

Social distancing increased to 100 metres .

[JuanCarlosFandango]

Masks compulsory on video calls and highly recommended for email.

[the hop]

devnull said:

I know this thread is tongue in cheeky, but should a Tier 5 get announced, it would be “all the features of 4 + a SMS based permission system”

Don't jest, here in Dubai that is exactly what we had. You needed to obtain a police permit before you left home. Only allowed out for work or essentials (groceries, docs, pharmacy etc) and even then we had a 2 hour time limit for the essentials shopping.

[frisbee]

What's the description for tier 4 anyway?

tier 1=medium, tier 2=high, tier 3=very high

tier 4=ludicrously high?

[Tebbers]

JuanCarlosFandango said:

Masks compulsory on video calls and highly recommended for email.

[Byker28i]

Tier 5 - forced to stay at home and only Arsenal TV allowed, watching them fail to win any games...

[craigjm]

the hop said:

devnull said:

I know this thread is tongue in cheeky, but should a Tier 5 get announced, it would be “all the features of 4 + a SMS based permission system”

Don't jest, here in Dubai that is exactly what we had. You needed to obtain a police permit before you left home. Only allowed out for work or essentials (groceries, docs, pharmacy etc) and even then we had a 2 hour time limit for the essentials shopping.

Same thing in Greece too