Friends...boundaries
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waynedear

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2,351 posts

196 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Walking the dog round the Baltic Triangle in Liverpool around 17.30 yesterday.
Before me were two very beautiful, fabulously dressed and made up young ladies.
The taller one in the long fawn coloured coat was stood with her back to her friend, said friend was crouching with her back against a parked car... drying her feet, one by one on the back of her friends coat !
I stopped and of course asked if my eyes were deceiving me or had I indeed just seen what I saw, coat wearer rolled her eyes and laughed, she replied that they hoped no one would be passing.
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.

joshleb

1,550 posts

173 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Err what?

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

227 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Well it be onto this

vixen1700

29,013 posts

299 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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confused

Pistom

6,414 posts

188 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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joshleb said:
Err what?
I think what the OP was saying is that there were a couple of fit birds, one of them having a piss whilst the other was covering up for her. Once she'd finished, she wiped some splashes on her friends coat.

I might have misunderstood though.

Women having a piss in the street is a regular thing in Liverpool but never seen a friend allowing the other to wipe piss on their coat. Must be good friends (or just a bit weird).

Doofus

34,355 posts

202 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
"Made a fuss of" or "Wiped their hands on"?

bigpriest

2,532 posts

159 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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"drying her feet, one by one" - how many did you count?

hyphen

26,262 posts

119 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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roflwtf OP

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Doofus said:
waynedear said:
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
"Made a fuss of" or "Wiped their hands on"?
Lol !

Look chantel , that old perv that’s ogling us , let me wipe my pee covered hands on his mutt

Jcwjosh

963 posts

141 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end

MDMA .

10,682 posts

130 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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What sort of dog is Malcolm?

Doofus

34,355 posts

202 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
How much did you sell the bikes for?

166 MM Barchetta

719 posts

86 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Who names their dick “Malcolm”?
May as well call it “Steven and the twins”........yep, mate does this, thanks Eastenders.

Any excuse for this....

https://youtu.be/YstBl9xzz34



No_Idea

1,487 posts

136 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Did you see any Bajingo?

CubanPete

3,803 posts

217 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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A kiddy at school found two neat piles of clothes next to a bush in his local park, while a couple were busy practising a Newport belly rub.

All designer stuff, he tried selling them on the next day laugh

bearman68

4,929 posts

161 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
Very important to keep the carb levels up when cycling. Fully approve of a quick snack when the opportunity presents itself.

Doofus

34,355 posts

202 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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bearman68 said:
Jcwjosh said:
As a young lad i was walking through my local woods with a friend and his dog, we noticed two racing bikes against a fallen tree,a female cyclist in lycra was sitting on the tree, she was naked from the waist down. Her male companion was having a snack on her front bottom.. the end
Very important to keep the carb levels up when cycling. Fully approve of a quick snack when the opportunity presents itself.
Fish is protein, not carbohydrate.

ETA: Of course, it's possible he was just having a drink...

Edited by Doofus on Sunday 20th December 19:05

waynedear

Original Poster:

2,351 posts

196 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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Malcolm...

MDMA .

10,682 posts

130 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
Malcolm...
Looks more Bubbles than Malcolm.

SpeckledJim

34,068 posts

282 months

Sunday 20th December 2020
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waynedear said:
Walking the dog round the Baltic Triangle in Liverpool around 17.30 yesterday.
Before me were two very beautiful, fabulously dressed and made up young ladies.
The taller one in the long fawn coloured coat was stood with her back to her friend, said friend was crouching with her back against a parked car... drying her feet, one by one on the back of her friends coat !
I stopped and of course asked if my eyes were deceiving me or had I indeed just seen what I saw, coat wearer rolled her eyes and laughed, she replied that they hoped no one would be passing.
They made a fuss of Malcolm and we left, me bemused.
The key word being Liverpool. Even a nurse would be shocked by some of the things you’ll see in Liverpool, and they’re nigh-on unshockable.