TERRIBLE ADS

[overunder12g]

i Here we have..... Who is we? Why not just here for sale. Sounds like, I am trying to sound like an auction.
If yo u really must then just here I have? . :

[Mikebentley]

What utter gibberish. You should have listened more at school. Try harder next term.

[DoubleD]

overunder12g said:

i Here we have..... Who is we? Why not just here for sale. Sounds like, I am trying to sound like an auction.
If yo u really must then just here I have? . :

Eh?

[Tyre Smoke]

Mikebentley said:

What utter gibberish. You should have listened more at school. Try harder next term.

[anonymous-user]

overunder12g said:

When looking at car adverts, I have come across sales phrases that really grate me.

''Here we have''..... Who is we? Why not just, ''Here it is for sale.''

The advert is basically trying to sound like an auction.

If you really have to, then why not use the phrase, ''Here I have?''.

EFC