Washing machine to hit comet in a few hours
Washing machine to hit comet in a few hours
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srebbe64

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13,021 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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How cool is that?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4642845.stm

mojocvh

16,837 posts

291 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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At that weight it must be a Miele.....

MoJo.

2 Smokin Barrels

32,007 posts

264 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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..ah, I see Hoover's free air travel tickets have turned up at last

nighthawk

1,757 posts

273 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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Lets just hope that the yanks don't screw it up and send it on a collision course with us.

gh0st

4,693 posts

287 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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Wonder who covers the extended warranty !!

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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Seriously though, aren't humans brilliant. A bunch of blokes decide it would be a great idea to pick a fight with a comet, by spilling its beer, to see how it reacts. And then, humans actually make this crazy idea a reality!

It's this sort of insanity that gives me faith in human kind.

simpo two

92,708 posts

294 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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'Washing machine to hit comet'

That's pure Wallace and Grommet

Digital

420 posts

261 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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Washing machine, Comet, is this some sort of subliminal advertising?!

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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srebbe64 said:
Seriously though, aren't humans brilliant. A bunch of blokes decide it would be a great idea to pick a fight with a comet, by spilling its beer, to see how it reacts. And then, humans actually make this crazy idea a reality!

It's this sort of insanity that gives me faith in human kind.


I really couldn't agree more.

I like this quote:

"Mr Grammier likened the mission to "a bullet trying to hit another bullet with a third bullet in the right place at the right time". Despite the complexities, team members are confident they won't miss."

Damn clever people.

Check out www.space.com for the full details and discussion forums.

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Sunday 3rd July 2005
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Digital said:
Washing machine, Comet, is this some sort of subliminal advertising?!


See what you mean. "come to Comet" is the saying. Well guess what, we're on our way Mr. Comet - we'll be ram-raiding you in the early hours at 50,000 mph!

Byff

4,427 posts

290 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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BBC News said:
The impactor itself will shatter as the comet crashes into it at a relative velocity of 37,000 km/h (23,000 mph)


Don't they know that speed kills, wont somebody think of the comets.

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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mojocvh said:
At that weight it must be a Miele.....

MoJo.


Nah!.......4 Zanussi's (or is that Zanussii)?

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Mission accomplished. The probe hit the comet on time and on target. NASA are already receiving the first images of the impact.

Impressive stuff.

rsvmilly

11,288 posts

270 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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But what if this comet was really some kind of alien spacecraft for covering huge distances? And we've now taken a potshot at it!

There'll be three headed aliens everywhere (and I'm not talking about the local Chernobyl population).

Don't start watching any long series, people.

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Looked pretty much like a lump of ice in the pictures - unless the aliens DISGUISED it as a lump of ice. Then, of course, taking a pot shot at it might be the best course of action.

nubbin

6,809 posts

307 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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That's interesting - I got my washing machine from Comet - is somebody just sending theirs back for a service?

rsvmilly

11,288 posts

270 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Eric Mc said:
Looked pretty much like a lump of ice in the pictures - unless the aliens DISGUISED it as a lump of ice.
That's just the ice which has accumulated on the craft whilst it covers the vast tracts of space.

(Ford seem to be the only ones with heated windscreens)

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Along with the faked 4 billion year old craters.

scared but happy

24,147 posts

258 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Will it be using the spin cycle for gyroscoptic effect ?

Eric Mc

125,609 posts

294 months

Monday 4th July 2005
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Very probably.