Masks make people more attractive
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I was in the local town yesterday and noticed a fine looking woman walking around with her mask on. As she was wearing it outside, I assumed she was intelligent as well as good looking.
Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right f
king mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.
I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right f
king mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
funkyrobot said:
I prefer to use my medical exemption so the world can freely see how ugly I am. 
Going off topic, strange how exemptions seem to run in families. Usually couples, yesterday mother and teen daughter. All with their sunflowers of course.Anyway wearing a mask means you have to express your feelings through the upper part of your face rather than via the whole face as was usual which is an interesting exercise. Agreed, masks can give an allure which would be absent with full face exposure - hence masked Balls!
funkyrobot said:
I was in the local town yesterday and noticed a fine looking woman walking around with her mask on. As she was wearing it outside, I assumed she was intelligent as well as good looking.
Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right fking mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.
I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
Wearing a mask outside I'd assume they were a moron. Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right f
king mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
It does work wonders if you have nice eyes but an otherwise smashed cabbage grid.
Was having a medical a few weeks back and the doctor said something along the lines of you look totally different to how I imagined when I removed my mask for a drugs swab. I took that to mean jeez you're uglier than your eyes led me to believe.
Was having a medical a few weeks back and the doctor said something along the lines of you look totally different to how I imagined when I removed my mask for a drugs swab. I took that to mean jeez you're uglier than your eyes led me to believe.
funkyrobot said:
I was in the local town yesterday and noticed a fine looking woman walking around with her mask on. As she was wearing it outside, I assumed she was intelligent as well as good looking.
Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right fking mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.
I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
Makes sense, your imagination is often ‘better’ than the reality. Anyhow, she went into Greggs to get a sausage roll. When she emerged, she removed her mask to eat the snack.
Jeez, was I shocked. She looked a right f
king mess. It resembled the scene in Predator when Arnie removed the mask.I have therefore come to the conclusion that masks make people more attractive.
Anyone else noticing this phenomenon?
That’s why things like lingerie and anticipation of something (sexual) etc are often so powerful.
It possibly the same if you imagine what someone you might be attracted to looks like naked. You’re more likely to imagine they’re going to be a 10 than a 2.
Posssibly.
ChocolateFrog said:
It does work wonders if you have nice eyes but an otherwise smashed cabbage grid.
Was having a medical a few weeks back and the doctor said something along the lines of you look totally different to how I imagined when I removed my mask for a drugs swab. I took that to mean jeez you're uglier than your eyes led me to believe.
If someone you were about to have ‘some romance’ with said that when they first saw you naked you’d likely be asking what they meant. Was having a medical a few weeks back and the doctor said something along the lines of you look totally different to how I imagined when I removed my mask for a drugs swab. I took that to mean jeez you're uglier than your eyes led me to believe.
Jasandjules said:
No I find them most unattractive, makes me question their intelligence and integrity. This is then amplified when they are instantly removed upon leaving a store which confirms they are not afraid of any virus but of the Govt and their bull**t.
I am probably not your type, but i do this.I dont want to get arrested and/or banned from my local supermarket so i mask up when i go in and rip it off as I walk out the door.
Shuvi McTupya said:
Jasandjules said:
No I find them most unattractive, makes me question their intelligence and integrity. This is then amplified when they are instantly removed upon leaving a store which confirms they are not afraid of any virus but of the Govt and their bull**t.
I am probably not your type, but i do this.I dont want to get arrested and/or banned from my local supermarket so i mask up when i go in and rip it off as I walk out the door.
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