What can I do with this

[Bob-iylho]

This is a pressure tank for keeping good water pressure in a large 3 story house.
It has a small leak and was replaced under warrenty.

So I now have this


Its 5ft high and about 2ft diameter.

My first thought was to cut it in half at an angle, attach fins to it, paint a few bomb/ explosive symbols on it, add a few military decals and put it on the village green in the middle of the night, with a bit of mud and turf around it.

Any other ideas.

[England87]

Log burner for the garden...

[Spare tyre]

Repair and sell?

[Bob-iylho]

It's made of fibre glass and plastic.

[Mikebentley]

I like the bomb garden art idea. I’ve always wanted to put an aircraft fuel tank (droptank?) in the front garden so it looks like a a bomb sticking out the lawn.

[M22s]

Bob-iylho said:

This is a pressure tank for keeping good water pressure in a large 3 story house.
It has a small leak and was replaced under warrenty.

So I now have this


Its 5ft high and about 2ft diameter.

My first thought was to cut it in half at an angle, attach fins to it, paint a few bomb/ explosive symbols on it, add a few military decals and put it on the village green in the middle of the night, with a bit of mud and turf around it.

Any other ideas.

Put a Chinese or North Korean flag on it and you have something quite exciting

[normalbloke]

Novichock or polonium symbols, THEN half bury it.

[Don1]

Label it 'Covid vaccine microchips' and leave it outside somewhere prominent?

[Benni]

Keep it and wait until PH Secret Santa 21,

then coat in chili and send the "butt buster 3000" to your dedicated victim.

[underwhelmist]

[Drive it fix it repeat]

Send it to siswet. Don’t google that at work

[InitialDave]

OK, you're going to need an Avro Lancaster, a map of the Ruhr valley, and an unfortunately named labrador...

[eharding]

Paint it pink, and hammer it into the lawn of your least favourite neighbour.

Sit back, and enjoy the spectacle of them waiting for the bugger to thaw out.

[geeks]

Benni said:

Keep it and wait until PH Secret Santa 21,

then coat in chili and send the "butt buster 3000" to your dedicated victim.

[Bob-iylho]

underwhelmist said:

That is genius, Mrs has given the thumbs up.

[elanfan]

Cut in two and you’d probably have the right proportions for 2 minions.

[Crafty_]

Epoxy the damage and use it as a water butt for rainwater.

[KingNothing]

Paint some Luftwaffe symbols on it and bury it at a local beach.

[sospan]

Paint US airforce symbols instead. They have history.
They caused a beach to be closed near us a few years back when a practice bomb they dropped missed the bombing range.

[NapierDeltic]

A small town in the US dressed up the mixer section of a crashed cement mixer as a space capsule, after it was discovered that the mixer couldn't be easily salvaged. Maybe something like this?