"Ask For Ani"

[Alucidnation]

Fantastic scheme launched to help with domestic abusive victims, however, am i thinking it's now a bit pointless now it is plastered all over the internet?

https://news.sky.com/story/domestic-abuse-victims-...

[andy43]

Sorry, say that again?
Aspirin? Anusol?

[Jim the Sunderer]

Sounds well-meaning but unsuited to a real world application.

[Ayahuasca]

Sorry, your honour, I thought she asked for anal.