Getting a watch past customs??
Getting a watch past customs??
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Marshmalouk

Original Poster:

6 posts

254 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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I wish to bring a 'Cartier Tank' back for one of my PAs, as I am buying this watch abroard I as all of us would wish to avoid any duty.

What's the best way of doing this?
Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??

What have you done?

alexkp

16,484 posts

273 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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That's a very strange profile you have there.

Why are you apeing MaranelloUK's profile?

www.pistonheads.com/members/showProfile.asp?memberId=16776

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Pop it in a condom and swallow it....

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Troll or not.

Not to put to fine a point on it - clearly one would simply be honest and pay the duty.

Not that I've ever done this, of course, but one tends to wear a watch one has purchased...back in blighty

And what one sends via the international mail in terms of paperwork is one's own business

It is foolish in the extreme to carry receipts for items in one's hand luggage...

zippee

14,125 posts

263 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Wear it?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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That's the first thing Customs and Excise are taught to check....

Morning, sir, have you got the time....?




The correct response is not yes, but I don't fancy you......

catso

16,415 posts

296 months

Tuesday 5th July 2005
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Marshmalouk said:

Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??





Don said:
It is foolish in the extreme to carry receipts for items in one's hand luggage...


Indeed many years ago I did this with some earrings I bought for girlfriend from S America. When I was stopped by Her Majesty's finest Customs fascist, anyway he found the receipt which I had in my hand luggage and was duly 'nabbed' - lesson learned (never bought her anything expensive again ).

However if you're wearing your watch that you bought at home and don't have the receipt for where's the problem in that?



angusfaldo

2,831 posts

303 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Marshmalouk said:
I wish to bring a 'Cartier Tank' back for one of my PAs, as I am buying this watch abroard I as all of us would wish to avoid any duty.

What's the best way of doing this?
Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??

What have you done?


As an ex custom officer I can tell you that posting it is a crap idea. Not only do you risk being picked up, but the very fact that you pre-meditatedly sent your self the box proves your guilt in terms of a knowing offense of smuggling.

Oh how we used to enjoy opening parcels at the postal depot and finding an empty watch box

BTW I think you'll find that the only real tax you pay on the import is the VAT.

Your PA is, presumably, a female? That being the case I rather enjoy the thought of you wearing a girly watch

Good luck!

foster3jd

3,773 posts

269 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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catso said:
Marshmalouk said:

Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??




Don said:
It is foolish in the extreme to carry receipts for items in one's hand luggage...


Indeed many years ago I did this with some earrings I bought for girlfriend from S America. When I was stopped by Her Majesty's finest Customs fascist, anyway he found the receipt which I had in my hand luggage and was duly 'nabbed' - lesson learned (never bought her anything expensive again ).

However if you're wearing your watch that you bought at home and don't have the receipt for where's the problem in that?



Shit, had too much to drink... for a moment there, thought you were wearing the earrings!

>> Edited by foster3jd on Wednesday 6th July 00:09

Clio172

79 posts

256 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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angusfaldo said:


Oh how we used to enjoy opening parcels at the postal depot and finding an empty watch box



Oh how i would enjoy you trying to accuse me of smuggling when i have no idea what your talking about. I have never seen such a watch, how very odd, how did that get posted to me?

cyberface

12,214 posts

286 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Alternatively, you buy in UK and fly to Australia. In the process you fake a decent Aussie accent and reclaim the VAT on the way out. On the way back, fake a decent English accent and reclaim it on the way back in.

Double your money, double your fun!!



And no, I've never done this but it sounded hilarious when a mate told me that it was possible My Aus 'accent' is execrable so it'd never work Also I'd need a new watch posh enough to bother with... all mine have been nicely worn in

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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And the duty on a good secondhand watch with receipt for the reduced price bought elsewhere IS?

cyberface

12,214 posts

286 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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8Pack said:
And the duty on a good secondhand watch with receipt for the reduced price bought elsewhere IS?

If I knew how he did it, and knew it wasn't BS (which it most certainly could have been)....

How detailed is the customs check of a sales invoice for an item like this? After all it's possible to take the piss with bogus invoices until an investigation follows the paper trail... I wouldn't, but the only way to nail the perpetrator would be to prove the invoice was bogus in the country of issue (which would involve a fair amount of cross-jurisdiction paperwork)... you takes your chances

up-the-dubs

4,282 posts

258 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Whats a troll???

john75

5,303 posts

276 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Marshmalouk said:
I wish to bring a 'Cartier Tank' back for one of my PAs, as I am buying this watch abroard I as all of us would wish to avoid any duty.

What's the best way of doing this?
Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??

What have you done?


Well done chap Custom and Excise officers read forums such as this on a regular basis so you chances of not getting stopped at the airport have got somewhat slimmer now.

Reminds me of the two bank robbers who were planning a bank job in the pub and talking about it in front of half of Southend CID who were out celebrating a friend birthday.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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up-the-dubs said:
Whats a troll???


It's a roll with a T in front of it....

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

up-the-dubs said:
Whats a troll???



It's a roll with a T in front of it....


No it's not!......It's a Toll...with an "r"...in it!!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Listen.....

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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Tick - tick - tick - tick!












OOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

flasher

9,317 posts

313 months

Wednesday 6th July 2005
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angusfaldo said:

Marshmalouk said:
I wish to bring a 'Cartier Tank' back for one of my PAs, as I am buying this watch abroard I as all of us would wish to avoid any duty.

What's the best way of doing this?
Wear the watch back and post the box back etc??

What have you done?



As an ex custom officer I can tell you that posting it is a crap idea. Not only do you risk being picked up, but the very fact that you pre-meditatedly sent your self the box proves your guilt in terms of a knowing offense of smuggling.

Oh how we used to enjoy opening parcels at the postal depot and finding an empty watch box

BTW I think you'll find that the only real tax you pay on the import is the VAT.

Your PA is, presumably, a female? That being the case I rather enjoy the thought of you wearing a girly watch

Good luck!


Well Mr Smug ex customs officer, it never stopped me, several times including getting my sister to post the docs on from Dubai.