Victorian Costume Drama ;-)

[neil_cardiff]

Dear All,

Please be informed that I am to be setting homework on tonights new drama "Tipping the Velvet" on BBC 2 tonight at 9pm.

I will be expecting all of you (men especially) to be watching carefully, in order to be able to complete your homework. There will be a test.

No excuses. Just watch carefully.

Mr Bolton

>>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Wednesday 9th October 09:46

[Podie]

You been reading the mail on sunday or something?

[CarZee]

www.mydigiguide.com/dgx/wbl.dll?h=1&dt=3da3ec86&a=2&ch=2

[Podie]

IIRC the author was a bit miffed at the BBC as they had turned the story into "pure smut"...

[neil_cardiff]

Good work Carzee, I look forward to homework with glee

[jamesmac]

Is this "What the Butler saw" type stuff???

[neil_cardiff]

More what the butleress did with the mistress

[yertis]

And they're decent looking girls too, not like most of the "real" lady-lovers I've met. I once knew this quite stylish, attractive girl. She was "turned", to the way of Sappho, and when I saw her a few months ago she had metamorphosed into this huge, dungaree/Dr Marten wearing, moustachioed cliche. Wierd. If her lover likes people who look like that, why not just get a bloke?

OTOH I did once meet another couple who were verrrrry easy on the eye...

[davidd]

I've read the book (we bought it a book sale for £1) if they follow it then I suspect buying stock in tissue makers mght be a good option.
Word has it that they are showing the strap-on but thats next week.

D.

[dennisthemenace]

quote:

Word has it that they are showing the strap-on but thats next week.

D.

What a Shark fin ?

[Podie]

Is that Ted I hear? Heading this way with a padlock for this thread?

oh, no... my bad. It's a chastity belt

[neil_cardiff]

quote:
Is that Ted I hear? Heading this way with a padlock for this thread?

oh, no... my bad. It's a chastity belt

I would like to think PetrolTed is going to do a Pie Review about this drama.

If not then he should

>> Edited by neil_cardiff on Wednesday 9th October 10:32

[mr_tony]

quote:I'm gonna have to tape this because it's on the same time as "Ultimate Force" on ITV and I can't miss that!

10 If (Ross Kemp > Ladylove) Goto 20
20 Print "Mungo is Wrong"
30 Goto 20

[whatever]

quote:

quote:

quote:I'm gonna have to tape this because it's on the same time as "Ultimate Force" on ITV and I can't miss that!

10 If (Ross Kemp > Ladylove) Goto 20
20 Print "Mungo is Wrong"
30 Goto 20

Ha ha!! Don't worry I'll watch it from the video after Ultimate Force has finished

...and re-watch it, and re-watch it, and re-watch it...

[neil_cardiff]

Better still, record using DVD Recorder, and then freeze frame - ala Basic Instinct stylee...

[MGv8]

The two lady lovers I know are both very mush top totty (apart from thay will not let me join in)....
It's always nice to see the tax payers money go in to some thing good

[Big_M]

Will someone pleeeeeeze explain to me this fascination men have with lesbians.

It certainly doesnt work the other way. The thought of my Uncle and his boyfriend together does nothing for me.

[CarZee]

Easy. Lesbians are just waiting to be turned by a real man. Gay men are just disgusting deviants with a saggy ringpiece.

(My little joke.. put your clubbing implement down, tallchris )

[Podie]

quote:
Easy. Lesbians are just waiting to be turned by a real man. Gay men are just disgusting deviants with a saggy ringpiece.

(My little joke.. put your clubbing implement down, tallchris )

ROTFLMAO

Jeez you lot, when will you learn? If you're going to do something, do it properly. Buy smut.

[Alex200mph]

any recomendations then podie?

>> Edited by Alex200mph on Wednesday 9th October 14:08