Orange Jam and Perverts
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Sterillium

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22,352 posts

247 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Marmalade is basically just orange jam right?

So... why is bread and jam seen as relatively normal, but bread and marmalade seems like some sort of filthy pervert's supper?

(For the record, I do not eat bread and marmalade, but I heard mention of someone who does and instantly branded them a pervert).

Type R Tom

4,214 posts

171 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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I prefer mine in a breakfast martini

Gary29

4,825 posts

121 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Piping hot toast with melted butter and orange marmalade cloud9

Marmalade is more citrus than jam, so I think it needs a bit of heat and caramelisation(?) of the bread (toasted) to bring out the best of it.

PS: Not sure how you made the leap from maramalade to pervert rofl

bigandclever

14,186 posts

260 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Halmyre

12,237 posts

161 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Gary29 said:
Piping hot toast with melted butter and orange marmalade cloud9

Marmalade is more citrus than jam, so I think it needs a bit of heat and caramelisation(?) of the bread (toasted) to bring out the best of it.

PS: Not sure how you made the leap from maramalade to pervert rofl
Marmalade -> sandwich -> Paddington -> duffle-coat -> pervert. The last link is possibly tenuous, and even litigious.

Sterillium

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22,352 posts

247 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Gary29 said:
PS: Not sure how you made the leap from maramalade to pervert rofl
We've all been there.

vaud

57,641 posts

177 months

Tuesday 16th February 2021
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Paddington's Demise is an excellent cocktail.