Woman bites off mans tongue..Gull nabs it..

[Pastor Of Muppets]

A very unusual story from Edinburgh. Usually quite good at puns for this sort of thing but for the life
of me I can seem to muster up anything much at all for this, it's left me a bit speechless.

/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9284137/Seagull-ate-mans-TONGUE-woman-BIT-spat-pavement-court-hears.html

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14114064/seagull-eat...

[768]

Pastor Of Muppets said:

from Edinburgh

You don't say.

[gazza285]

768 said:

You don't say.

The bloke didn’t.

[over_the_hill]

Pastor Of Muppets said:

Usually quite good at puns for this sort of thing but for the life
of me I can seem to muster up anything much at all for this, it's left me a bit speechless.

Well it certainly left the bloke speechless but I'm sure you just said that tongue in cheek.

[Gameface]

Be wary of the next blow job she gives...

[motco]

Why did the idiot poke his tongue into her gob? Okay, she kissed him, but it's rather bizarre that he shoved his tongue into her mouth given that seconds earlier he was threatening to thump her! Look out when next in Edinburgh; there's a man-eating gull and a man-eating woman on the loose!

[Smiler.]

cannaelingus

[Blackpuddin]

Smiler. said:

cannaelingus

[Blackpuddin]

over_the_hill said:

Pastor Of Muppets said:

Usually quite good at puns for this sort of thing but for the life
of me I can seem to muster up anything much at all for this, it's left me a bit speechless.

Well it certainly left the bloke speechless but I'm sure you just said that tongue in cheek.

2cm x 3cm, that's a hefty chunk, a hearty meal for the gull. Wonder if the biter fancied a bit of sir loin after.

Edited by Blackpuddin on Monday 22 February 12:14

[davhill]

He'll have to buccal down and live with it.

[eldar]

She'll change her name to Bobbitt?

[anonymous-user]

Another day In Scotland.

[anonymous-user]

On the bright side that fella will have a razor sharp memory from now on.

Never again will he suffer from that curse that affects the rest of us in pub quizes and the like where the answer is on the tip of his tongue.

[MitchT]

Probably hoping to deep fry it. Bet she was pissed about the Gull.

[mcelliott]

I'm lost for words

[Iminquarantine]

Ahh I see. Regional differences. Everyone has heard of the Glasgow kiss. Here is the Edinburgh kiss.

[Iminquarantine]

mcelliott said:

I'm lost for words

Tongue tied?

[motco]

davhill said:

He'll have to buccal down and live with it.

You've got a bloody cheek!

[thebraketester]

How do strangers get into a fiscal dispute?

[Douglas Quaid]

I’ve had this kind of thing happen before. I was kissing a girl I had met in a nightclub when suddenly for no reason she started to bite my tongue and wouldn’t let go. I couldn’t drag it out of her mouth as she’d really clamped down. I was truly stuck and in a lot of pain. Eventually she let me go. My tongue was bleeding. I have absolutely no idea why she did it and never saw her again. I guess I was lucky as she could’ve bitten it off like happened to this chap.

Not thought of that girl for years. What a bloody nutcase.