OH NO NO NOOOOOOOooooooooo
OH NO NO NOOOOOOOooooooooo
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gh0st

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4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Just started back on the atkins diet - and found out I have lots of beer in the fridge :yikes:

No beer and atkins diet makes gh0sty go crazy :(

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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send it on to me mate, ill invest it for you.

KingRichard

10,146 posts

261 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Always liked the atkins diet... it basically takes a fat bastards daily intake of grease and flesh... takes out the good bits (pasta, bread and veg) and takes away the beer...

You still die of a Heart/Kidney/Liver Failure.

Exercise and sensible fat control are all you need to lose weight.

But if you really must try again... I'll have your beer

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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wizzpig no function beer well without.

pzero64

2,147 posts

270 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Homer mode on
Lisa, you make sure you butter that bacon
Homer mode off

nervous

24,050 posts

259 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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wizzpig said:
wizzpig no function beer well without.


Hilts

4,684 posts

311 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Sod diets, get some DNP. Eat anything you like and the fat still melts off.

Oh but be careful, take too much and one of the side effects is eternal rest.

Least you won't have to worry about your weight.

KingRichard

10,146 posts

261 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Hilts said:
Sod diets, get some DNP...

Deep Nervous Penetration?

Hilts said:

Least you won't have to worry about your weight.

Damn right

victormeldrew

8,293 posts

306 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Try the Anabolic Diet instead. Basically cycle high fat/protein with high carbs, so every five days you can hit the beer again! Works best if you're working out like a mad dog though!

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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The Atkins diet is the biggest load of bks to ever come out of an industry (i.e. the diet industry) famed for being full of crap. The only weight anyone mistaken enough to follow it loses is water, as carbohydrate molecules bond two molecules of water to each of them, so purge your body of carbohydrate and hey presto...you lose a load of water, which people look at the scales and believe is fat. Avoid it like the plague.

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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AlexH said:
The Atkins diet is the biggest load of bks to ever come out of an industry (i.e. the diet industry) famed for being full of crap. The only weight anyone mistaken enough to follow it loses is water, as carbohydrate molecules bond two molecules of water to each of them, so purge your body of carbohydrate and hey presto...you lose a load of water, which people look at the scales and believe is fat. Avoid it like the plague.


You see... I dont think I mentioned that I did this before. I lost 4 stone in 4 months, felt great and weened off the atkins diet afterwards with absolutly no ill effects. In fact about 6 months afterwards when I had a hernia operation and had to get checked out for the premed etc, they said everything was fine and I was in very good health for my age.

I am afraid to say sir, that you are very very misinformed. The diet DOES work but only if you follow it properly and for more than a month.

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Afraid we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one. Congratulations on your previous experiences, but AFAIC you must be one of the exceptions. I am actually very well informed, and I think you'll find the majority of medical opinion is not in favour of the Atkins; the fact you are having to 'go back on it' says an awful lot; it is not a healthy or sustainable (long term) eating plan. Good luck whatever you choose to do though!

apache

39,731 posts

313 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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gh0st said:


they said everything was fine and I was in very good health for my age.




only cos you told em you were 56

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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AlexH said:
Afraid we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one. Congratulations on your previous experiences, but AFAIC you must be one of the exceptions. I am actually very well informed, and I think you'll find the majority of medical opinion is not in favour of the Atkins; the fact you are having to 'go back on it' says an awful lot; it is not a healthy or sustainable (long term) eating plan. Good luck whatever you choose to do though!


No, I am going back on it because I have lived like a pig for the last month as I have been on holiday and attending many celebrations. I know a whole host of people that have gone on it and I can only think of one that had problems (the carb withdrawl stage - got really depressed and gave up with the diet). All the rest have lost weight quickly and been healthy on it.

I am not having a go at you - if you are as well informed as you say you are then I want to know about it because the only experiences I have had / seen / heard of from people that have done it properly are good ones.

Obviously its not a good long term thing, I wouldnt do it for more than 9 months tops but there again I shouldnt need too...

gh0st

Original Poster:

4,693 posts

287 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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apache said:

gh0st said:


they said everything was fine and I was in very good health for my age.





only cos you told em you were 56


They thought I was 80 and dead at first, I tried to convince them I was alive but they were convinced it was gas escaping. Its the beer I tells ya...

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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I was about a stone overweight, spent a week thrashing the hell out of myself, ran about 6 miles a day, either swam a mile or rowed 3. 10 days later, the scales indicated that I had lost a stone. Forget dieting, put your body through its paces.

Little Red

1,188 posts

258 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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I know a few people who have done Atkins and lost a lot of weight, but they said after a week the began to crave fruit and Veg and especially bread.

Got friend in the medical profession so asked her about it earlier. Her reply was "Yes it works, yes it is dangerous if followed for long periods of time, but the main problem is, as soon as you come off it, the weight just piles back on." No idea if this is gospel truth or just the medical profession frowning on 'unhealthy' eating.

saxo-stew

8,020 posts

267 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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i gotta say i agree with alexH totally.

atkins diet IS bad for you.

ATG

23,729 posts

301 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Being a bit lardy isn't a major health problem (in fact it seems to be a bit of a benefit). The critical thing is being reasonably fit. No diet will make you fit. You have got to exercise. Here endeth the lesson ... pass me the lager.

Lion-O

242 posts

257 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Why Diets don't work:

Our bodies haven't significantly evolved in the last ten thousand years and are still running on Africa time. There was a natural boom and bust cycle to the amount of food available. Over time this meant that when a body was faced with a calorific shortfall (famine then, diet now) it would tell itself to prepare for a possible recurrence during times of plenty. This is why people so often gain weight rapidly after coming off a diet and sometime put on more than they lost. It's the body's way of preparing for the next famine. By dieting you're telling your body to store extra fat when you give it a chance to do so.

Taking carbs out of your diet is a mistake in the long term. Carbohydrates are the body's best raw material for creating glycogen, the body's fuel. Doing without such an essential physiological building block is like saying you can do without vitamin C in the long term (ever seen anyone with scurvy?).

The only diet that works:

Calories in > Calories Out = Gain Weight
Calories Out > Calories In = Lose Weight