Forum Etiquette
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MadCaptainJack

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1,702 posts

62 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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I'm still relatively new here at PH so I'd like to get some guidance on forum etiquette.

On another topic, BaronMcLaren opined that he doesn't need a lift for his F8 Spider. Being curious, I asked "How much is the lift option? And how much would it cost to replace the front splitter?", at which point two 488 owners chimed in with their view:

garystoybox said:
Lift completely unnecessary, in 3 years of use in car parks and odd cambers in my 488, never an issue...
Taffy66 said:
My 488 has ... no lift.
Lift is totally unnecessary on both F8 and 488 and just adds cost, weight and complexity.
Important facts to note here: I do not, nor have I ever owned a Ferrari or, indeed, any car that can be optioned with a lift.

So, to summarize: I have zero relevant experience or first-hand knowledge, and (b) the chap ordering the car and two owners of similar cars are firmly of the opinion that a lift is completely unnecessary.

From observing other discussion on these forums, it's clear to me that the appropriate etiquette in this situation is for me to emphatically disagree with these three individuals. That goes without saying.

My question is this: Am I also expected to also denigrate their driving ability and/or declare that they are unworthy and undeserving of being Ferriari owners?

Can I get a ruling from the collective PH wisdom?

mmm-five

12,041 posts

306 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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You've also got to point out their speellng misstakes and grandmatickle errurs!

Drive it fix it repeat

1,046 posts

73 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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Forum etiquette dictates that after the most minor of disagreements with another member you must relentlessly seek revenge. This normally Takes the form of bumming their dog. If they don’t have a dog you buy them one. Then bum it.

These things take time to learn but good to see you are getting into the swing of things.

MadCaptainJack

Original Poster:

1,702 posts

62 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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NickCQ

5,392 posts

118 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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Skimming the thread, I don't think either of those posters are replying to you and may not even have read your post.

Jonmx

2,870 posts

235 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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If you're doing it properly, you need to disregard all appropriate advice and flounce off after a few pages.

HappyMidget

6,794 posts

137 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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Jonmx said:
If you're doing it properly, you need to disregard all appropriate advice and flounce off after a few pages.
After repeatedly derailing from the thread title with your conspiracy theory that Ferrari is in league with the Speed Kills group to get really high speedbumps installed everywhere

Drive it fix it repeat

1,046 posts

73 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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I’d also recommend that you inform them that Ferrari’s are crap anyway and should have bought an mx5. You having no actual experience of Ferrari ownership is a plus point, it’s commonly accepted that those with the least relevant experience should shout the loudest. Add in some CAPITALS to ensure you demonstrate how better than them you are yes

anonymous-user

76 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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I'm firmy in the dog-bumming camp.

Revenge is best served cold. And with unwavering eye contact.

irocfan

46,338 posts

212 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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Don't forget the custard and pix of the wife/gf/SWT

csd19

2,344 posts

139 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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Don't forget to pick issue with some miniscule point of a post, before derailing the thread for at least 4 pages while playing argument ping-pong with another poster over who's peen is bigger.

See the "Bad Driving Caught on Film" thread if you require examples of this in action.

eharding

14,648 posts

306 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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OpulentBob said:
I'm firmy in the dog-bumming camp.
Too much information. Announcing that you were flaccidy when you're there wouldn't have been much better though.

anonymous-user

76 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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eharding said:
OpulentBob said:
I'm firmy in the dog-bumming camp.
Too much information. Announcing that you were flaccidy when you're there wouldn't have been much better though.
biggrin Took me a minute... (to realise my spelling mistake!)

mac96

5,664 posts

165 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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At some point, it becomes compulsory to allude to sausages, custard, and parrots.

And of course to a thread no newish poster will know anything about. Ambiwlans.

MadCaptainJack

Original Poster:

1,702 posts

62 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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NickCQ said:
Skimming the thread, I don't think either of those posters are replying to you and may not even have read your post.
How the fk you you know? Are you psychic?

What sort of dog do you have?

mac96

5,664 posts

165 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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MadCaptainJack said:
NickCQ said:
Skimming the thread, I don't think either of those posters are replying to you and may not even have read your post.
How the fk you you know? Are you psychic?

What sort of dog do you have?
you're getting the idea!

NickCQ

5,392 posts

118 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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MadCaptainJack said:
NickCQ said:
Skimming the thread, I don't think either of those posters are replying to you and may not even have read your post.
How the fk you you know? Are you psychic?
Psychic enough to know that you lease your F8 Spider. Peasant! wink

Stick Legs

8,206 posts

187 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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MDMA .

10,059 posts

123 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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mac96 said:
At some point, it becomes compulsory to allude to sausages, custard, and parrots.

And of course to a thread no newish poster will know anything about. Ambiwlans.
Aren't all new posters, old posters?

mmm-five

12,041 posts

306 months

Monday 12th April 2021
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mac96 said:
At some point, it becomes compulsory to allude to sausages, custard, and parrots.

And of course to a thread no newish poster will know anything about. Ambiwlans.
It's Welsh, you 'tard tongue out