Sourz Apple

[Clive Milk]

https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/sourz-...

"The Sourz range is fruit-flavoured liqueurs, known for being very sour, and served as a shooter, or as in ingredient in cocktails. In late 2014 the packaging was redesigned using UV ink on the bottles to make them stand out in night clubs Sourz Apple has a vibrant green colour, and with a taste that is clean, crisp, sweet, and with a zingy sour finish. Try the following cocktails: Big Apple: fill glass with ice, squeeze fresh lemon juice from a large wedge of lemon, put the wedge into the glass, add 1 shot of Apple Sourz, top with lemonade and stir Apple Bob: as above with ice and lemon, then 2 shots Apple Sourz & top with Ginger ale, stir This is a very nice Summer drink called Apple & Elderflower Fizz: as above with ice and lemon, then 50mls Apple Sourz, 10mls Elderflower Cordial and top with lemonade, stir Another lovely Summer drink called Orange Orchard Crush: fill glass with ice, add one shot Apple Sourz, one shot Vodka, top with lemonade, stir, & garnish with a slice of fresh orange"


By the time I could read all that baloney I could drink some proper stuff and then drink my own piss.

What a load of fecking bks.

[Turn7]

This post bought to you by the marketing dept of Apple Sourz......

[Scrump]

My daughter had her 18th birthday recently.
She had a few garden parties with 5 of her friends at each. There was a lot of that stuff consumed.

[Sebring440]

Scrump said:

My daughter had her 18th birthday recently.
She had a few garden parties with 5 of her friends at each. There was a lot of that stuff consumed.

Gosh.

[ChemicalChaos]

Jesus, I remember this stuff from when I was 16.

It comes in various flavours such as apple, cherry, and "blue".
Imagine if you will, a chupa chups lolly of the appropriate flavour - sweet, sticky and artificial. Now imagine it in liquid form to be consumed in shots...

I wouldn't be able to stand the sweetness these days

[joshleb]

If hosting a party I normally grab a bottle of this and shots end up being offered out if someone says something stupid, loses in a game we play or a general forfeit for anything. Good times.

[Sy1441]

Quite like an Apple Sourz as far as shot goes.

[Bacon Is Proof]

I enjoy getting teenage girls drunk as much as the next middle aged lech, but at only 15% you're on to a hiding with Sourz.
Better off starting with a toffee vodka (tastes like butterscotch) at almost twice the ABV before weaning them onto something almost full strength like JD Fire.