Memories of childhood... Ruined by modern knowledge.
Memories of childhood... Ruined by modern knowledge.
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Don1

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16,795 posts

237 months

Thursday 13th May 2021
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Who remembers the TV programme 'Jamie and his magic torch'? Mentioning this to my wife, she remarked it was lucky it wasn't a fleshlight. Another childhood memory ruined. hehe

I wrote a number of times to Jim'll fix it. I was as ugly as a child as I am as an adult, so that might have been why I didn't make it in to screen.

What things of your childhood could have been ruined by modern knowledge? The number of dodgy gameshows, toys, books and everything else we had, some must have aged very badly....

tomw2000

2,508 posts

224 months

Thursday 13th May 2021
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Was just chatting to mates about Jamie and the magic torch - and humming the tune obv.

StevieBee

15,313 posts

284 months

Thursday 13th May 2021
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Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.

Don1

Original Poster:

16,795 posts

237 months

Thursday 13th May 2021
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StevieBee said:
Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.
YES. Even now I know I must not panic, try to maximise surface area and roll out...

bristolbaron

5,375 posts

241 months

Thursday 13th May 2021
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I wrote to Jim’ll fix it asking to ‘kick a dirty man’ (I meant a tramp)... turns out it could’ve been an easy fix.

Neddy Sea Goon

242 posts

77 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I like to imagine all the unread Jim'll letters laying in a vault somewhere, forgotten, waiting to be discovered

I read somewhere it was never meant to be just for kids, just the way it turned out

Esceptico

8,897 posts

138 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Neddy Sea Goon said:
I like to imagine all the unread Jim'll letters laying in a vault somewhere, forgotten, waiting to be discovered

I read somewhere it was never meant to be just for kids, just the way it turned out
Jim clearly fixed it for himself....

Esceptico

8,897 posts

138 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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StevieBee said:
Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.
Outside of Tarzan films or similar, I wonder if anyone has died in quicksand?

Terminator X

20,565 posts

233 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Terrorized by public health films about the dangers of farms in the 70's. As a child or an adult I didn't once fall in the sewage pit or the blades of a combine harvester.

TX.

NDA

25,614 posts

254 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I met Jim, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.

Benni

3,713 posts

240 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Maybe not "childhood" but does 14 count ?

My favourite live LP (triple)album was "Yessongs" until I found out the way it was produced.

Still brilliant music, though.

Stick Legs

8,924 posts

194 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Benni said:
Maybe not "childhood" but does 14 count ?

My favourite live LP (triple)album was "Yessongs" until I found out the way it was produced.

Still brilliant music, though.
Subtle. clap

StevieBee

15,313 posts

284 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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Esceptico said:
StevieBee said:
Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.
Outside of Tarzan films or similar, I wonder if anyone has died in quicksand?
Didn't those cockle pickers in Scarborough get stuck in it when the tide came in a few years back?

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I know what you mean, things like the "Panthermobile", the long pink limo with a kid driving sat way out in like a racing car cockpit at the front, delivering the Pink Panther an freinds to Manns Chinese theatre, was so jealous of that kid !

As a kid, you want your dad to have something similar (maybe not in pink though) and you think loads of folk in that America drive stuff like that, then you see photos of it as an adult and its a wreck, and was always a lashed up prop that was largely undriveable.

looks good again now, every car should have a boudoir.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/a-pink-panthermobile-...

hersh

422 posts

96 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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NDA said:
I met Jim, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
biggrin

finlo

4,453 posts

232 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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StevieBee said:
Esceptico said:
StevieBee said:
Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.
Outside of Tarzan films or similar, I wonder if anyone has died in quicksand?
Didn't those cockle pickers in Scarborough get stuck in it when the tide came in a few years back?
Morecambe?

55palfers

6,368 posts

193 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I now suspect Father Christmas may not be real.

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

136 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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"Two little boys" by Rolf Harris was my elder brother and my song. It used to bring a tear to my eye thinking about us growing up together. Luckily I never hear it any more!

P-Jay

11,404 posts

220 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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StevieBee said:
Despite the plentiful warnings and intrigue as a kid, I've found it odd that my adult life has been largely untroubled by quicksand.
What is it about quicksand? It seemed a very real threat when I was a kid, now my Daughter (6) is obsessed.

It must be said, Quicksand is a very rare thing in the suburbs of North Cardiff.

the cueball

1,894 posts

84 months

Friday 14th May 2021
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I used to write to Jim (wanted to drive a rally car) and send my drawings into Rolf almost every week in life...

Well, I say I done it.. I used to give them to my big sister to post for me..

After all the peado stuff came out, she proudly told me that she had just been putting them in the bin all those years.. "to save me from them"...

laugh