Total Credibility Lost. No hope..
Total Credibility Lost. No hope..
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cyberface

Original Poster:

12,214 posts

286 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Picture the scene. Earlier I had a great barbecue with the Beckster and a couple of bottles of wine. Becks retired to bed early feeling a little pissed, so I sat on the bed with today's Total 911 magazine, decided I needed a soft drink to avoid the hangover and went down to my office.

PH being the usual distraction, I post a couple of randoms whilst drinking my pint of lime-n-water. The last post proved too much (screen cross eyed, and a tricky rant about religion with some formatting...) and I needed a leak. Not wanting to go up 3 flights of stairs I simply refilled the empty pint glass and set it down.

:eek: getting that damn post right took another 10 minutes, there must be something odd with the Preview button since it kept on complaining about URL errors. Anyway got the thing posted eventually, looked down to see a cold pint of lime-n-water and took a good few draughts.

:yikes: Did I just drink piss?? Or were there two cups and I picked the right one?? Damn I must be getting old for this sort of thing to happen - I can compose perfectly spelt treatises on religion and philosophy at nearly 3am but can't spot a pint pot filled with piss.

Euuurrrghhhh. Hey at least I hadn't taken a load of B vitamins earlier. :hurl:

Mr E

23,051 posts

288 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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shirley temple

2,232 posts

261 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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to avoid this confusion in future, either ;

a) join a wierd religious sect that sanctions this kind of refreshment

or

b)stop drinking yellow drinks. orange juice would not have caused the same confusion





p.s. you will awake with throbbing head to regret this post !!!

cyberface

Original Poster:

12,214 posts

286 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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yes, the drinks looked the same.

Next time it'll be champagne all night, as far as I can remember I've never pissed bubbles

Decent painkillers required for a good night's sleep I presume.....

Jolley

465 posts

264 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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shirley temple said:

to avoid this confusion in future, either ;

a) join a wierd religious sect that sanctions this kind of refreshment

or

b)stop drinking yellow drinks. orange juice would not have caused the same confusion

or

c) Use the toilet like everyone else!!

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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For future reference though, the pi$$ is most likely gonna be the warm one. Kinda like a lemsip but not as pleasant I'm guessing.







i really do hope this helps

liszt

4,337 posts

299 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Regretting posting this yet?

r988

7,495 posts

258 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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its actually supposed to be good to drink a little bit of your urine, provides a feedback mechanism for the body or some other tosh. Then again eating lentils is probably good for you as well yet I never indulge...

cotty

42,226 posts

313 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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I suppose this is what he wanted ,everyone taking the piss out of him

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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It appears, however, that he's giving it away

cyberface

Original Poster:

12,214 posts

286 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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sorry about that chaps, it appears I was very pissed

Astonishingly surprising lack of hangover though

door

713 posts

267 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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you must have been pissed to admit to it. Selective memory loss should be used when pissed.

theexcession

11,669 posts

279 months

Friday 15th July 2005
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Must admit, at the time I thought you were jesting, that was a mightily impressive post given your condition.

I guess however it won't have done you much harm, just better watch out in case you get a taste for it

best
Ex