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Parking In my local Safeway car park, which as usual was completely full, waiting patiently as you do for a car to finish loading shopping and leave. As the car left the parking space I got ready to reverse, at this point a Lee in a three series BMW drove into the space, he and his girlfriend probably Trace found this highly amusing. I got out and had a word with him but all I got from him was verbal abuse at this point I gave him an ulamation either he moved his car or I parked my Range Rover on it, his verbal barrage continued. I think he was very surprised when I put the car into low ratio and reversed into the back of his BMW I now told him move your f***ing car I am parking in this space at this point he begrudgingly moved his car.
I am a very mild mannered but tossers like that need to be put in their place.
I am a very mild mannered but tossers like that need to be put in their place.
Similar incident a friend told me of a guy he knows.....
Basically, chap sat in his hilux in a parking space and another car double parks across the front of him. he leans out the window and asks them to move, they reply they will only be a couple of minutes and do not want to buy a ticket and find a space.
So the chap says if you dont move I'm going to push your car out the way with the front of my hilux....
Other bloke laughs and walks off......
What happened next......crunch, lots of revving and shunting back and forth. Pushed the guys car out the way and drove of.
Somehow when it all wnet to court he did not get prosecuted, soemthing to do with the fact he warned the guy he was going to do it and arranged for a few 'key' witnessess to turn up in court.
From what i have heard this chap is a nutter and has since been away for other non-connected acts!
Basically, chap sat in his hilux in a parking space and another car double parks across the front of him. he leans out the window and asks them to move, they reply they will only be a couple of minutes and do not want to buy a ticket and find a space.
So the chap says if you dont move I'm going to push your car out the way with the front of my hilux....
Other bloke laughs and walks off......
What happened next......crunch, lots of revving and shunting back and forth. Pushed the guys car out the way and drove of.
Somehow when it all wnet to court he did not get prosecuted, soemthing to do with the fact he warned the guy he was going to do it and arranged for a few 'key' witnessess to turn up in court.
From what i have heard this chap is a nutter and has since been away for other non-connected acts!
Mrs CarZee was in the McDs drive-thru car park in Basingstoke, getting Happy Meals for some kids she'd borrowed..
When she comes back to the car she finds that some nobber has blocked her in, so she goes back inside.
"Anyone in here own that white citroen in the Car Park?"
No response.
"Anyone in here own that white citroen in the Car Park?"
No response.
SOMEONE IN HERE HAS A WHITE CITROEN AND ITS BLOCKING ME IN. MY CAR'S WORTH NOTHING SO YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS BEFORE I RAM YOUR PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Sheepish dickhead slopes out to move his car.. and as he goes out there's a gang of builders setting about carrying the thing away for him..
>> Edited by CarZee on Friday 11th October 13:50
When she comes back to the car she finds that some nobber has blocked her in, so she goes back inside.
"Anyone in here own that white citroen in the Car Park?"
No response.
"Anyone in here own that white citroen in the Car Park?" No response.
SOMEONE IN HERE HAS A WHITE CITROEN AND ITS BLOCKING ME IN. MY CAR'S WORTH NOTHING SO YOU'VE GOT 10 SECONDS BEFORE I RAM YOUR PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF MY WAY!!!! Sheepish dickhead slopes out to move his car.. and as he goes out there's a gang of builders setting about carrying the thing away for him..
>> Edited by CarZee on Friday 11th October 13:50
Reminds me of an event some years ago when a mate lived in a house at the end of a road with a bit of private parking.
Numpty boy half way down the road who my mate has had a long standing run-in with blocks the entrance to my mates parking area with his new-ish XR2, he was politely asked to move it but numpty boy responds in a very negative manner, to which my mate says if he doesn't move it it will be moved with a JCB.
Numpty boy still doesn't move so the JCB gets fired up with the big opening bucket at the front (you know the one with big teeth) wide open and over the car. Said car was quickly moved!
Numpty boy half way down the road who my mate has had a long standing run-in with blocks the entrance to my mates parking area with his new-ish XR2, he was politely asked to move it but numpty boy responds in a very negative manner, to which my mate says if he doesn't move it it will be moved with a JCB.
Numpty boy still doesn't move so the JCB gets fired up with the big opening bucket at the front (you know the one with big teeth) wide open and over the car. Said car was quickly moved!
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