Macron gets a slap
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16,341 posts

111 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Two people have been arrested after President Macron received a slap on the face while doing a walkabout in southern France.

(I sympathise with the sentiment towards some politicians, but you can't go around assaulting people - even in France.)

https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2021/jun/0...


poo at Paul's

14,535 posts

196 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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They need to bin that wimp and elect Msr Jean Prescot...

efcgriswold

304 posts

60 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Only a Frenchman would slap someone when a punch would suffice.

elanfan

5,527 posts

248 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Good!

Muddle238

4,313 posts

134 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Two people arrested? They should be congratulated!

The damage Macron has done this year to the reputation of AZ and the terrible start to the French vaccine rollout, he deserves to be slapped. I wouldn’t call it assault, more comeuppance.

Tom Logan

3,872 posts

146 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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efcgriswold said:
Only a Frenchman would slap someone when a punch would suffice.
Zut alors !!

C'est le bordel ici, les Anglais sont connards !!

turbobloke

115,218 posts

281 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Gifler is divine.

Diderot

9,151 posts

213 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Tom Logan said:
efcgriswold said:
Only a Frenchman would slap someone when a punch would suffice.
Zut alors !!

C'est le bordel ici, les Anglais sont connards !!
Actually Macron is a petit con. That scans rather well too.

No one deserves to be physically abused in their job though, even if he is a branleur. Quelle dommage.

ettore

4,767 posts

273 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Oh well.

Tom Logan

3,872 posts

146 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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[quote=Diderot]

Actually Macron is a petit con. That scans rather well too.

No one deserves to be physically abused in their job though, even if he is a branleur. Quelle dommage. [/quote

branleur hehe very good.

pedant mode... quel dommage (m)

Earthdweller

17,186 posts

147 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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efcgriswold said:
Only a Frenchman would slap someone when a punch would suffice.
roflrofl

eharding

14,648 posts

305 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Would have been better if the bloke had slapped Macron across the face a few times with a pair of pilchards, at which point Macron pulls out a large halibut and lamps him with it.

Vanden Saab

17,181 posts

95 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Macron made a schoolboy error...Never trust anybody who uses their left hand to shake your right hand...

Short Grain

3,413 posts

241 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Think a Good SLAP would be more embarrassing than a punch tbh.


mick987

1,744 posts

131 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Bet his wife has slapped him around the bedroom harder.

pquinn

7,167 posts

67 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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Vanden Saab said:
Macron made a schoolboy error...
Not his first, or the worst.

ettore

4,767 posts

273 months

Tuesday 8th June 2021
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In all seriousness, physical abuse is the last resort..

..but it’s done differently in France.

Chapeau, I say!

Anyone at Le Mans when Sarkozy (or was it Hollander) started the race?

Diderot

9,151 posts

213 months

Wednesday 9th June 2021
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Tom Logan]iderot said:
Actually Macron is a petit con. That scans rather well too.

No one deserves to be physically abused in their job though, even if he is a branleur. Quelle dommage. [/quote

branleur hehe very good.

pedant mode... quel dommage (m)
Yes quite right too. I'd not had quite enough red wine by that point.

smifffymoto

5,186 posts

226 months

Wednesday 9th June 2021
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Feminine suits him though.

Biggy Stardust

7,068 posts

65 months

Wednesday 9th June 2021
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Tom Logan]iderot said:
Actually Macron is a petit con. That scans rather well too.

No one deserves to be physically abused in their job though, even if he is a branleur. Quelle dommage. [/quote

branleur hehe very good.

pedant mode... quel dommage (m)
Or domage,sir?