Discussion
I am quite naive when it comes to carnal matters, evidenced last night by an incident:
:sperm:
I have recently acquired a new lady dog (BITCH) from the rescue centre who this week has come, what the experts tell me is 'on heat', or horny. I already have a little boy dog who has made attempts to play 'hide Mr Fruit' with her. I found this quite amusing as he has no ginads and could quite get the direction.
At about 8.30pm on Friday night I heard an amount of squealing and yelping and on investigation found the two engaged in an intimate embarce, bum-to-bum and they were stuck fast.
Inexperienced as I am in these matters I tried to assist with a 'disengagement' which just aggravated he situation with her dragging him around the house backwards. I rang people for who I had respect who might have knowldege as to what to do but they knew nowt and eventually I rang the very expensive emergency vet.
FYI, this is quite normal and this is how doggies do 'IT'. After about 20 minutes of panting she did a funny twisty thing and it was over, save for mopping up his rather mangled todger. They both looked sheepish and perhaps a bit guilty. I felt I have infringed a very sensitive moment, like walking in on a teenage son doing it and then ringing friends to tell them.
I have added this to my list of things I have learned this week in case it comes up on who wants to be a millionaire and I am the 'phone a friend'.
Good news is I told a neighboutr who had been ill and it cheered her up no end.:sperm:
:sperm:
I have recently acquired a new lady dog (BITCH) from the rescue centre who this week has come, what the experts tell me is 'on heat', or horny. I already have a little boy dog who has made attempts to play 'hide Mr Fruit' with her. I found this quite amusing as he has no ginads and could quite get the direction.
At about 8.30pm on Friday night I heard an amount of squealing and yelping and on investigation found the two engaged in an intimate embarce, bum-to-bum and they were stuck fast.
Inexperienced as I am in these matters I tried to assist with a 'disengagement' which just aggravated he situation with her dragging him around the house backwards. I rang people for who I had respect who might have knowldege as to what to do but they knew nowt and eventually I rang the very expensive emergency vet.
FYI, this is quite normal and this is how doggies do 'IT'. After about 20 minutes of panting she did a funny twisty thing and it was over, save for mopping up his rather mangled todger. They both looked sheepish and perhaps a bit guilty. I felt I have infringed a very sensitive moment, like walking in on a teenage son doing it and then ringing friends to tell them.
I have added this to my list of things I have learned this week in case it comes up on who wants to be a millionaire and I am the 'phone a friend'.
Good news is I told a neighboutr who had been ill and it cheered her up no end.:sperm:
Dont go bringing drugs into the equation 
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