Takeaway VFM
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Glassman

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24,290 posts

236 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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I think most takeaways are having their customers over.

If they're not bulking up a Tikka dish with a massive tomato, they're packing it into a shallower tub so it appears full. Last night I ordered a ruby from my favorite restaurant. Have been there many times over the 16 years I've lived in the area and have never had a bad dish. We have introduced friends to them; I've organised Schoold Dads nights there as well as had many lads nights out dinners there. This doesn't necessarily qualify me for anything but I've noticed they're now doing what many others do: I don't feel there is much value for money. I've seen this with some chip shops in the way they sometimes wrap the 'open' portions. This 'undercutting' the consumer is even apparent in the size of Marathons (had a Snickers the other day after what felt like years and it was tiny; I'm sure my hands and mouth haven't grown since the last one).

[BTW - takeaways and 'off day' food is not a regular thing for me]

Last night I ordered a variety of dishes (feeding four) and what stood out immediately was the three vegetarian dishes were measly. They were in very shallow tubs and even then, barely half full. The price: almost the same as a non-veg dish.
The two chicken dishes were only about a quid more each; one was in a shallow dish, and the other in a deep one. Both same the price.

You could say they had an off day, or that someone wasn't paying attention when they packed it, but I feel this is normal practice for most offering a takeaway service. It looks great when you open your chow mein to see it bursting with meat or seafood but underneath what you see is 80/90% noodles bulking it up.

It could be the commission the restaurants are paying the Apps, but then some do have a 'JE/UE/Deliveroo menu' where the prices are higher, but also, these apps are now charging extra for delivery, and taking a 'service fee'. many restaurants won't do business outside the Apps which does seem a bit odd.

The simple answer is not to have takeaways, but it's one in a month or if I've had a few beers watching something on the telly and fancy a blowout.

Are you getting VFM from your takeaway meals?

omniflow

3,551 posts

172 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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I have the opposite concern.

When I look at the price of a dish containing, for instance, chicken, and the price is £5,95, I am concerned that they must be using extremely cheap ingredients and there's no way that chicken is free range. In fact it's probably Dutch.

otolith

64,787 posts

225 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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omniflow said:
I have the opposite concern.

When I look at the price of a dish containing, for instance, chicken, and the price is £5,95, I am concerned that they must be using extremely cheap ingredients and there's no way that chicken is free range. In fact it's probably Dutch.
It's probably Siamese.

Glassman

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24,290 posts

236 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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omniflow said:
I have the opposite concern.

When I look at the price of a dish containing, for instance, chicken, and the price is £5,95, I am concerned that they must be using extremely cheap ingredients and there's no way that chicken is free range. In fact it's probably Dutch.
Yeah, there's that too. Chicken <whatever> from a Chinese takeaway feels like the poultry version of seafood sticks.

KFC chickens are some sort of mutants that are chopped up as soon as they get to the requisite size, and most chicken dishes from an Indian are days old, often re-purposed. Indian spices seem to work wonders for shelf life.

ZedLeg

12,278 posts

129 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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It's the paradox of takeaway food in this country.

People are always talking about supporting your local places and not going to chains, especially over the last year or so but no one like it if they have to pay more than bare minimum to get a fully cooked meal delivered to their door. Then when the takeaways cut all their margins as much as possible to get the food cheap enough people start complaining about quality, they can't win laugh.

I'm vegan so takeaway is always an expensive endeavour. We're lucky to see change from £30 if getting enough food for two and a lot of it is bought in from the same suppliers (burgers etc) so it's much of a muchness where you go. We don't do it that often though and you sometimes find some genuinely good places.

You pay the price or find somewhere else when the place you like stop trading.

21TonyK

12,830 posts

230 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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otolith said:
omniflow said:
I have the opposite concern.

When I look at the price of a dish containing, for instance, chicken, and the price is £5,95, I am concerned that they must be using extremely cheap ingredients and there's no way that chicken is free range. In fact it's probably Dutch.
It's probably Siamese.
All the goodness of salted IQF chicken breasts from Brazil or Thailand... mmmmm lick

Truckosaurus

12,839 posts

305 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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I suspect part of it is that places have to assume they will have to pay a cut of the price to JustEat/Deliveroo/UberEats/etc which is why they are cutting back on portions.

Perhaps there is also a race to the bottom with prices now people can see the menus of several similar outlets in the same app.

ajprice

31,875 posts

217 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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Takeaway/delivery pizza prices are silly compared to a supermarket pizza deal.

Pizza Hut 2 pizzas and 1 side. £22
Tesco & Sainsbury's 2 pizzas, 2 sides, dip. £10
Morrisons 2 pizzas, bottle of wine or 4x beer or 4x soft drinks £5

Putting a pizza in the oven for about 15 minutes does not cost £10 or more.

Glassman

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24,290 posts

236 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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ajprice said:
Takeaway/delivery pizza prices are silly compared to a supermarket pizza deal.

Pizza Hut 2 pizzas and 1 side. £22
Tesco & Sainsbury's 2 pizzas, 2 sides, dip. £10
Morrisons 2 pizzas, bottle of wine or 4x beer or 4x soft drinks £5

Putting a pizza in the oven for about 15 minutes does not cost £10 or more.
Whilst I take your point, they're hardly comparable products.

Teddy Lop

8,301 posts

88 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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CheesecakeRunner said:
Glassman said:
Indian spices seem to work wonders for shelf life.
Wasn't that how spiced food came about? To make food that was going bad taste good?
Wow i didn't know mum and dad were on ph. Hey folks, how are the 1970's these days?

Dominic Saaaaab

55 posts

55 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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CheesecakeRunner said:
Glassman said:
Indian spices seem to work wonders for shelf life.
Wasn't that how spiced food came about? To make food that was going bad taste good?
I'd wager that's a myth. It's a luscious country with fresh food growing everywhere. They cook with spices because they are abundant, and tasty. lick

Uncle John

5,044 posts

212 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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Our local curry house gives out huge portions. 1 main is enough for both of us after adding rice, nan etc.

ZedLeg

12,278 posts

129 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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Dominic Saaaaab said:
CheesecakeRunner said:
Glassman said:
Indian spices seem to work wonders for shelf life.
Wasn't that how spiced food came about? To make food that was going bad taste good?
I'd wager that's a myth. It's a luscious country with fresh food growing everywhere. They cook with spices because they are abundant, and tasty. lick
Indeed. Might be confusing the long traditions in most cultures of using spices while curing food but that's not the same as using spices to mask the taste of bad food.

Silverage

2,325 posts

151 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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hidetheelephants

33,135 posts

214 months

Monday 28th June 2021
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Silverage said:

Riley Blue

22,826 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th June 2021
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We have the opposite problem. Our local Indian has a 2-for-1 on Tuesdays and O/H seems to be able to charm her way to bringing back samples from the menu in addition to our order. As a result, we usually have enough for two evenings plus a lunch each.

Yesterday, after shopping, she wanted fish and chips so we called into a chippy. After a 15 minute wait she came back laughing. She'd been given the 'pensioners' deal' (she's 55) and as it was before 6:30 a further discount too. My haddock was huge, easily hanging over each side of a 12" plate and we each had a mountain of chips, both meals for £4.50 and enough for this evening too.


Your Dad

2,131 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th June 2021
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Riley Blue said:
Our local Indian
ChesVegas perchance and would you recommend for eating in?

Riley Blue

22,826 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th June 2021
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Your Dad said:
Riley Blue said:
Our local Indian
ChesVegas perchance and would you recommend for eating in?
yes Tiffin on Sheffield Road, takeaway only though. Delhi 41 further along near Lidl was our previous favourite but we've never eaten in there, only had takeaways.

Your Dad

2,131 posts

204 months

Tuesday 29th June 2021
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Riley Blue said:
Your Dad said:
Riley Blue said:
Our local Indian
ChesVegas perchance and would you recommend for eating in?
yes Tiffin on Sheffield Road, takeaway only though. Delhi 41 further along near Lidl was our previous favourite but we've never eaten in there, only had takeaways.
Thank you kindly. We used to visit Kaash and Star of Sall, if I can get the logistics right I might try Tiffin as the menu looked interesting.

Riley Blue

22,826 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th June 2021
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Your Dad said:
Riley Blue said:
Your Dad said:
Riley Blue said:
Our local Indian
ChesVegas perchance and would you recommend for eating in?
yes Tiffin on Sheffield Road, takeaway only though. Delhi 41 further along near Lidl was our previous favourite but we've never eaten in there, only had takeaways.
Thank you kindly. We used to visit Kaash and Star of Sall, if I can get the logistics right I might try Tiffin as the menu looked interesting.
O/H came in half an hour ago to say that a neighbour had mentioned Tiffin had been busted since we last ordered for growing 'specialist herbs'. Another one to cross off the list...

Star of Sall is one we mean to get round to one day.