Things you did once that you would never do again
Things you did once that you would never do again
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Kermit power

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29,622 posts

242 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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As I set about oiling our solid wood kitchen worktops yet again, I yet again ask myself what on earth possessed us to get solid wood kitchen worktops! hehe

The simple answer is that they look really nice when first fitted, but at that point you don't know that it's going to be an ongoing pain in the arse to oil the bloody things, or just how annoyed you're going to get by the bits where you didn't get to them in time and you've got water stains, or one of the kids put a hot pan on it!

I wouldn't buy another one in a million years, and wish someone had warned me before I got this one, which got me wondering just how many other things there are like that which those who've done it regret it, yet people still keep on doing it. What other things have people done and then regretted?

Another for me is piano black car trim. Looks wonderful in the manufacturers' marketing shots, which are clearly taken in the vacuum of outer space, but in the real world pick up a layer of dust within seconds of even the most thorough clean! biggrin

Douglas Quaid

2,638 posts

114 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Shagged the wife up the arse.

anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Put my tongue on one of those wee rectangle p9 batteries

zygalski

7,759 posts

174 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Kermit power said:
As I set about oiling our solid wood kitchen worktops yet again, I yet again ask myself what on earth possessed us to get solid wood kitchen worktops! hehe

The simple answer is that they look really nice when first fitted, but at that point you don't know that it's going to be an ongoing pain in the arse to oil the bloody things, or just how annoyed you're going to get by the bits where you didn't get to them in time and you've got water stains, or one of the kids put a hot pan on it!

I wouldn't buy another one in a million years, and wish someone had warned me before I got this one, which got me wondering just how many other things there are like that which those who've done it regret it, yet people still keep on doing it. What other things have people done and then regretted?

Another for me is piano black car trim. Looks wonderful in the manufacturers' marketing shots, which are clearly taken in the vacuum of outer space, but in the real world pick up a layer of dust within seconds of even the most thorough clean! biggrin
Should've used Sadolin PV67. smile

Kermit power

Original Poster:

29,622 posts

242 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Douglas Quaid said:
Shagged the wife up the arse.
I said things that YOU wouldn't do again...

sc0tt

18,294 posts

230 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Sky Dive. Enjoyed it but no need to jump out of a working plane again.

Farmerpalmer

277 posts

193 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Testing the toaster element with a metal knife, while the toaster was on. Fortunately the knife had a plastic handle.

MonkeyBusiness

4,243 posts

216 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Iwantafusca said:
Put my tongue on one of those wee rectangle p9 batteries
I got a belt off an electric fence at the weekend high up in the Yorkshire Dales. One of those "I wonder if its live" moments.
I was holding the dog at the time too. How we laughed nono

Tim330

1,335 posts

241 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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MonkeyBusiness said:
Iwantafusca said:
Put my tongue on one of those wee rectangle p9 batteries
I got a belt off an electric fence at the weekend high up in the Yorkshire Dales. One of those "I wonder if its live" moments.
I was holding the dog at the time too. How we laughed nono
Next time touch the fence with a long piece of grass. Hold the grass at one end and slowly slide lengthways it so your fingers move closer to the wire. At some point you will feel it tingle, stop at this point.

CambsBill

2,455 posts

207 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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MonkeyBusiness said:
I got a belt off an electric fence at the weekend high up in the Yorkshire Dales. One of those "I wonder if its live" moments.
I was holding the dog at the time too. How we laughed nono
Just be grateful you weren't having a pee against it biggrin

Sticks.

9,699 posts

280 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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I am at an age where I have an alternate bucket list, things I'm not doing again. It's called my fk-it list.

Marriage is top, wall papering is probably next, car repairs, DIY, 'booze cruise' trips to France, etc

ApOrbital

10,586 posts

147 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Getting freindly with a mexican drwaf in the Yucatan Peninsula.

Spare tyre

12,555 posts

159 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Buy next door to social housing

Great in theory, in practice it can ruin your mental health / life

tomw2000

2,508 posts

224 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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I will never ever ever again rub Percutane cream on groin strain....

abzmike

11,985 posts

135 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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sc0tt said:
Sky Dive. Enjoyed it but no need to jump out of a working plane again.
Yes - I reached that conclusion about 5 seconds after my first and only jump.

toastyhamster

1,790 posts

125 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Farmerpalmer said:
Testing the toaster element with a metal knife, while the toaster was on. Fortunately the knife had a plastic handle.
Metal cutlery onto toaster element - bad
Metal cutlery onto grill element - not bad

Can somebody explain for my hard of thinking brain?

Sheets Tabuer

21,416 posts

244 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Tim330 said:
MonkeyBusiness said:
Iwantafusca said:
Put my tongue on one of those wee rectangle p9 batteries
I got a belt off an electric fence at the weekend high up in the Yorkshire Dales. One of those "I wonder if its live" moments.
I was holding the dog at the time too. How we laughed nono
Next time touch the fence with a long piece of grass. Hold the grass at one end and slowly slide lengthways it so your fingers move closer to the wire. At some point you will feel it tingle, stop at this point.
Don't do what I did many years ago, woke up early while staying in the country to hear mooing quite close, went out in the garden to find there was an embankment dividing us and the farmers field, I climbed up it and stood marvelling at the huge cows on the other side. Unbeknownst to me it had rained hard in the night and I started slipping down the embankment towards the field, no problem I though I'll step forward and hop over that small fence at the bottom.

Well I got one leg over it and quickly came to realise as the wire kissed my undercarriage that it was an electric fence, cue what felt like a lifetime of me using my hands to hold the wire down then getting a shock in my hands, instinctively letting go and it twanging my balls with another huge zap of electricity which was repeated 8 or 9 times before my shocked brain decided this probably wasn't the strategy to get off the fence.

My ex wife by this time had come outside to witness me disappear down the bank and I could hear her let out a huge snort like a pig followed by her on her hands and knees exclaiming "I can't breathe, I can't breathe"

Ronstein

1,722 posts

66 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Live near Slough!!!

B235r

408 posts

78 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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Buy a house where all downstairs is tiled! Both living rooms, kitchen & hallway.

We did snap & put carpet down in the front living room

AC43

13,611 posts

237 months

Wednesday 7th July 2021
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I will never again go on a family camping holiday. Vast amounts of shag and hassle at either end of the journey with loads of sleep deprivation in the middle. fk that.

I always insist on renting something with walls and a roof that's already constructed when I get there with comfortable, pre-built furniture.

A billion times better.

Any one want a selection of tents and camping crap? It's filling a quarter of my shed and reminding me of those awful, st holidays and the sheer exhaustion of the whole thing.