Owning a 1996 Jaguar XJR at 18 years old
Owning a 1996 Jaguar XJR at 18 years old
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Lord E38

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75 posts

49 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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I thought it would be a long time before I could insure anything like this, but it was unbelievably cheap even at my age.



Fantastic paint, hardly any rust, plenty of tread in the tyres. Approaching starship miles at 120k, but it wears them well with just a few scuffs on the seats and some loose trim. Because the previous owner was only a year older than me, the car already had two scaffolding poles for exhausts. In the boot I found a spare set of plates, a pair of his old sunglasses, a single wiper blade, an empty box of lower arm bushes for an XJ40 and a packet of Nestle Munchies.

[img]https://thumbsnap.com/sc/i2CXToY2.jpg

Of course, it's not all good news:
- The windscreen wipers won't turn off.
- It's automatic.

These are just little nitpicks of course. It's perfect really.

Edited by Lord E38 on Thursday 31st August 16:36

Google [bot]

6,801 posts

197 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Very very very very very cool. Congratulations Sir that is a brilliant car.

abzmike

10,479 posts

122 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Getting in young to invite your companion for the evening to ‘take the Jaaag….’.
Nice work, hope it behaves itself for you.

swanseaboydan

2,035 posts

179 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Awesome buy ! Enjoy

Drooles

1,498 posts

72 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Brilliant. I’ve always wanted one of these but never had the nerve... well done to you!

itcaptainslow

4,170 posts

152 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Truly epic. Nicely done (and well written, too).

Mabbs9

1,426 posts

234 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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That looks great! Enjoy and keep us updated please.

sjc

14,972 posts

286 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Congrats,great purchase (I hope!). Loads of knowledge on the FB pages for those juggles you have.

W00DY

16,132 posts

242 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Great to see that interesting cars can still be incurred relatively cheaply. A very cool car.

I've always got on well using the J gate in Jags.

Piersman2

6,673 posts

215 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Love these, and you've done it now. You are on the 'old jags' list for life now! smile

I bought my first Jaaaggg when I was 21/22, a Series III 4.2 back in about 1989. I've had very few years since where I've not had at least one Jag in the drive whether it be and XJ, XJS or XK.

Over the years I've had 3 XJs, 3 XJRs, an XJC, an XJS, an XKR100 and currently have my XKR150 Convertible.

Love the Antigua Blue, my first XJR was this model but in signal red, I think there's a photo of it on my profile still. Might as well have a distinctive colour if you're going to have an XJR. smile

You'll probably find you get a few irritating problems with yours, try not to worry too much about them, these aren't massively complicated cars by modern standards. If you can't have a go at fixing things yourself find a decent local Jag indie, or just a decent local 'proper' mechanic/garage. There are also lots of lots of online forums where almost ANY issue you come across will have been done before and how to fix it described in great detail.

ETA: If you're finding the gearbox a bit sluggish it might be worth getting the fluid checked/replaced. It's a Merc box in these, supposedly 'sealed for life', but life in this case is about 100k miles in reality. Replacing the box was the one big job I had to do on mine after it went bang at about 110k miles. Replacing the fluid should stave off the failure and improve the quality of changes. Get your head around the J-gate, it works well considering the age of the 'box, but really it shouldn't be needed if you have the car in sport mode. I can remember inducing wheelspin, in third, a few times on damp dual-carriageways.

Never be tempted to turn off the TCM on public roads, it WILL save you ass if you're going to enjoy the car! smile

ETA 2: Just realised it's the straight six version , not V8, so ignore gearbox comments above, have a read through some of the forums to see what they advise.

Edited by Piersman2 on Tuesday 13th July 08:51

d_a_n1979

11,895 posts

88 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Great thread & car; I'll be watching this biggrin

sawman

5,059 posts

246 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Awesome,

I have been bobbing back and forth to work in a fiat 500 for the last 3 years, after my eldest learnt to drive in it. Her little brother is 17 this summer and so we just kept it on the basis that insurance would be reasonable (it hasnt got a black box)

but now, I will be spending the morning trawling the internet for old jags - I am sure he would prefer a Jaag' and more appealing for my commute on occasion

BlueJ

391 posts

61 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Well done that man - what a superb thing to own & drive at 18!

OP your post takes me back - when I started driving at 17 in 1988 (yes you would call me old), my first car for a year was a Rover P6 (you may need to look it up!). It was only 13 years old at the time but it was from a different era and I loved it, I felt 'cool' driving around in such a car when all my mates had old Fiestas and such like.

I hope this cars gives you many memorable journeys and is a wonderful ownership experience - enjoy!

jdizz

403 posts

220 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. You sound like a younger Clarkson!

Cambs_Stuart

3,309 posts

100 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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That is utterly fantastic. One of the best first cars I've seen. My eldest son will be 17 in 3 years time and a new option has just gone on his "first car" list

Monkeylegend

27,804 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Top marks that young man, expect to be talking to the police quite a lot hehe

ARHarh

4,837 posts

123 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Always thought the way for youngsters to get insurance is to drive cars that young people don't crash. Great call enjoy buying petrol for it smile I really miss driving old jags, maybe I will get another soon who knows.

RazerSauber

2,769 posts

76 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Fantastic car and best of luck with it. Keep us all updated! I've lusted after one of these on and off. I don't do a great deal of driving now so something far less economical is much more viable.

My sensible head would like to give you some advice though. This is a relatively powerful car and RWD. You're not Lewis Hamilton and the car isn't an F1 car. Please be careful and don't start throwing the back end out at every roundabout. Your post says to me you have a head on your shoulders so I probably didn't need to say that but none of us want to see you in hospital.

B'stard Child

30,382 posts

262 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Superb - as I said in the other thread "I'm still too young for a Jag" laugh but huge congrats for buying and sharing the journey cool

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

269 months

Tuesday 13th July 2021
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Excellent work, congratulations.

At 18 I had an E30 318is with less than half the power of that thing.

I thought I was Walter Rorhl, and it took an over-close interaction with a wall following a slip-grip-slip-BIG GRIP event (front end, and shortly afterwards, the back end too) to teach me that I wasn't.

Go steady... smile



(God, I've turned into my dad.)