The mind's eye - what can you see?

[Uncle Egbert]

I can see...

September - a space blue Tuscan convertible being built. Nice choice of interior. Somebody is sewing a piece of leather round the steering wheel. Oh - he has stuck the needle in his thumb. Holy smoly it's Nikolai himself. Now that's a personal touch.

I can see...

October - yours truly driving away in his new car. Hang on - what's that red splodge on the carpet under the steering wheel?

I try to wipe it clean - bending down I inadvertedly floor the pedal. Unused to the mighty speed 6 I black out instantly. The car careers across Gatwick TVR's car park straight through Jeremy Clarkson's GT40 in which he has arrived to get some much needed lessons on driving a Tuscan. A cool but very gentle breeze brings me to consciousness (the a/c's on) - the GiT40 has been destroyed. There is a small half tonne of Ford debris lodged on the Tuscan's wiper. Quick blast of windscreen wash wipes it off.

The Tusk roars. Uncle E and his thaumaturgic tank burble off into the sunset, heading North to keep the glens awake.

>> Edited by uncle egbert on Tuesday 19th July 08:25

[lady topaz]

I can see
A couple of very empty bottles and a large empty glass next to your sofa.

[funinthesun]

jeremy C's EX-GT40....apparently he's returned it to ford for a refund....

[gudgeon]

shame you didn't get jeremy in between you and his ex car i'm should think you would get a sizeable reward from many auto makers for killing off that w***er..