Labour and the Rainbow d***o b**t monkey

[the-sharpener]

So someone in LABOUR controlled Redbridge council decided the best way to get kids to read in the LABOUR controlled area was to book

A performing group called mandinga arts to come along to a library to perform to kids including their star attraction

>john peel band mode< Rainbow dildo butt monkey</john peel band mode<



though to defend LABOUR

They were free and the strawberry don't have a giant nipple

Want to know more which you probably don't

https://bfy.tw/RSl5

[XCP]

My grandchildren would love that!

[Equus]

the-sharpener said:

They were free and the strawberry don't have a giant nipple

So, on balance then, more or less responsible than the CONSERVATIVE Council who's just spent £6 million of public money on a mound of earth that they'll be removing next January, would you say?



My vote's for the monkey...

[21TonyK]

Don't think its really anything to do with politics. Just the mentality of some of (lots of) the people employed in public sector middle management.

[Ziplobb]

Its easily explained. The people in chrage of these projects and budgets have some serious mental health issues. They should be removed from their posts, sacked and have their publically funded pensions removed. That might help deal with some of those issues and focus theirs minds.

[g3org3y]

I believe this was already discussed in the Lounge when the story broke.

London library apologises for bringing actor dressed in bare-bottom monkey costume to children’s event

article said:

Writer Janice Turner wrote: “I would really love a detailed breakdown of the commissioning process whereby Redbridge council commissioned the Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as a means to teach children to read.”

Progressive innit.

[bitchstewie]

Equally staggering is that presumably the company involved turned up wearing a giant dildo and thought "kids even hmm this is appropriate"

[Equus]

bhstewie said:

Equally staggering is that presumably the company involved turned up wearing a giant dildo and thought "kids even hmm this is appropriate"

As XCP says, most kids will just think that anything to do with willies, poo, wee, etc. is absolutely hilarious.

A monkey with a big dangly willy and a bright orange bottom is the height of entertainment.

Obviously, being central London, the kids involved will have missed out on the entertainment possibilities offered by male horses and cowpats, but I can assure you that neither is particularly dangerous or subversive.

[g3org3y]

bhstewie said:

Equally staggering is that presumably the company involved turned up wearing a giant dildo and thought "kids even hmm this is appropriate"

I am interested which events make up the mainstay of Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey's bookings.

Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, the opening of a local sports centre etc?

[the-sharpener]

Equus said:

So, on balance then, more or less responsible than the CONSERVATIVE Council who's just spent £6 million of public money on a mound of earth that they'll be removing next January, would you say?



My vote's for the monkey...

or maybe

just MAYBE

they are all useless f-wits

[Douglas Quaid]

XCP said:

My grandchildren would love that!

Your grandchildren would love seeing a guy with a giant dildo on his costume? You must have a progressive family. I wouldn’t want my kids to watch a guy with a giant dick flapping around.

[the-sharpener]

g3org3y said:

I am interested which events make up the mainstay of Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey's bookings.

Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals, the opening of a local sports centre etc?

here we have the rainbow dildo butt monkey with a giant cock

[bitchstewie]

Equus said:

As XCP says, most kids will just think that anything to do with willies, poo, wee, etc. is absolutely hilarious.

A monkey with a big dangly willy and a bright orange bottom is the height of entertainment.

Obviously, being central London, the kids involved will have missed out on the entertainment possibilities offered by male horses and cowpats, but I can assure you that neither is particularly dangerous or subversive.

I'm not an expert on this but there's a point where it goes from looking sort of like a monkey to just looking like a bloke wearing a sodding great plastic cock.

Parents' disgust as actor in rainbow coloured monkey costume with fake penis and nipples appears at library event encouraging children to read

I get that it's probably funny to the kids I'm more surprised the performers would think that's appropriate.

[Equus]

the-sharpener said:

or maybe

just MAYBE

they are all useless f-wits

Yep, I can go with that (I'm an anarchist, politically).

[Evanivitch]

Douglas Quaid said:

Your grandchildren would love seeing a guy with a giant dildo on his costume? You must have a progressive family. I wouldn’t want my kids to watch a guy with a giant dick flapping around.

It wasn't a guy, it was a rainbow monkey. You need to immerse yourself in the concept!

[Equus]

bhstewie said:

I get that it's probably funny to the kids I'm more surprised the performers would think that's appropriate.

I'm assuming that you know what real monkeys get up to, and therefore think that children under the age of 16 should be banned from zoos?

[jdw100]

the-sharpener said:

here we have the rainbow dildo butt monkey with a giant cock

You paid how much for a non-existent Garden Bridge!?!

[bitchstewie]

Equus said:

I'm assuming that you know what real monkeys get up to, and therefore think that children under the age of 16 should be banned from zoos?

Of course not.

Genuine question.

If I posted the unedited photo would the mods remove it?

Would they do so if I posted a photo of a real monkey?

I'm not a prude and I'm not easily offended but it just doesn't feel appropriate to me.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Equus said:

bhstewie said:

I get that it's probably funny to the kids I'm more surprised the performers would think that's appropriate.

I'm assuming that you know what real monkeys get up to, and therefore think that children under the age of 16 should be banned from zoos?

Equus, you're coming across as retarded as the fkwits who made the booking mate

[grumbledoak]

the-sharpener said:

or maybe

just MAYBE

they are all useless f-wits

As far as I can tell our entire public sector is a competition to find the most useless people in the country and rank them.