San Francisco to pay people not to shoot each other

[ChemicalChaos]

This is what happens when the lunatics stay in charge of the asylum for long enough, I guess:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2021/09/03/...

I'm sure all the law abiding residents will be overjoyed to be paying hardened criminals money for nothing.
I seem to recall we've been here before, when about 15 years ago in the country there was uproar over the council giving trainers and electronics to a career thriving scrote to stop him stealing them. To nobody's surprise, I recall that failed dismally.....

[frisbee]

Or they could join the police and be paid to shoot people!