what is the worst looking plane of all time?
what is the worst looking plane of all time?
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DodgyGeezer

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48,784 posts

219 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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similar to the best looking WWII and Cold War plane threads - I was curious about the polar opposite. Namely what is the worst looking/ugliest plane ever?

MitchT

17,114 posts

238 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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737 MAX when you realise it's at your gate! eek

rjfp1962

9,320 posts

102 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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The Super Guppy

Super Sonic

14,117 posts

83 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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Tacit Blue aka Whale

ReverendCounter

6,087 posts

205 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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Handley Page Hampden, Short Skyvan

Zad

13,003 posts

265 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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I think the Blackburn Beverley beats the Skyvan in looks. Although I guess it could be kinda cute in a Wallace-and-Gromit kinda way.

Equus

16,980 posts

130 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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Naval aviation seems to offer rich pickings:


Short Seamew


Fairey Gannet


Short Sturgeon S.B.3

Edited by Equus on Thursday 9th September 00:28

ReverendCounter

6,087 posts

205 months

Wednesday 8th September 2021
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I like the Gannet because of its brutal looks, personally. Agree about the other two though, no arguments there.

dudleybloke

20,553 posts

215 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Probably something Russian.

Equus

16,980 posts

130 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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dudleybloke said:
Probably something Russian.
How about the Ilyushin IL-20?:



Or the Ilyushin iL-40:


Edited by Equus on Thursday 9th September 00:23

Pebbles167

4,570 posts

181 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Experimental Vought V-173 and its successor XF5U.

Interesting for sure, but good looking? No.



RDMcG

20,831 posts

236 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Blohm & Voss BV 141


Voldemort

7,537 posts

307 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Blackburn Beverley


Ash_

5,965 posts

219 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Boing X-32?



Although, it does look like it enjoyed flying....

Yertis

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295 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Equus said:
How about the Ilyushin IL-20?:

In my ignorance I was going to suggest that the Russkies copied the Seamew, but on checking I find that Shorts may have copied Ilyushin paperbag. (Or arrived at the same solution independently, of course.)

Equus

16,980 posts

130 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Yertis said:
In my ignorance I was going to suggest that the Russkies copied the Seamew, but on checking I find that Shorts may have copied Ilyushin paperbag. (Or arrived at the same solution independently, of course.)
There have been quite a few aircraft with that 'cabover' arrangement of pilot above single engine, and all of them look pretty gormless.

The Blackburn R1 Blackburn was another:

DodgyGeezer

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48,784 posts

219 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Equus said:
There have been quite a few aircraft with that 'cabover' arrangement of pilot above single engine, and all of them look pretty gormless.

The Blackburn R1 Blackburn was another:
Looks part plane part inspiration for a Wessex

Riley Blue

23,205 posts

255 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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I was going to nominate the Heyford but after seeing that Ilyushin I think everything else is an also-ran.


Eric Mc

125,579 posts

294 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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ReverendCounter said:
Handley Page Hampden, Short Skyvan
Definitely not the Hampden. I always thought it was quite a stylish aeroplane (although not the prototype).
And the Skyvan is quite cute.

Much of the output of the Blackburn company, especially between the wars, was very challenged in the looks department.

However, when asked this question, I usually nominate the General Aircraft Fleet Shadower -


anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 9th September 2021
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Some of my favourite planes are ugly or functional designs, often experimental aircraft built when you had to make and fly them to see if they were any good.

RAF Cosford has a hangar full of experimental planes including one designed to be able to fly incredibly slowly (and presumably abandoned because helicopters).

I also love the Komet which looks like a mouse on a hang glider but is somehow appealing. It looks too cute to be a Nazi aircraft design somehow.