Friday caption comp anyone ..

[bmgm3]

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[Tuna]

Thank God, my Vespa's OK!

[KingRichard]

'Clarkson blames flappy paddle gearbox'

[KingRichard]

Son, when I told you to bury it, I didn't mean...

[Tuna]

I said Right turn Clyde.

[KingRichard]

Cleetus was a little dismayed to find his new purchase was slightly too wide for his garage

[wizzpig]

"Mr & Mrs Smith's race home for the garage parking spot ended in a photo finish"

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[groucho]

When I said "would you like to mount that red beauty over there, I meant the girl in the red dress"

[Tall_Paul]

The new "multi-storey garage" wasn't all it cracked up to be...

[KingRichard]

Johns Divorce proceedings took a nasty turn

[Gaffer]

Mounting fever at the opening of the new Dukes of Hazzard film caused some locals to try out the stunts.

A disclamer has now been added to the film ending.

Claire

[KingRichard]

True identity of minimax's 360 revealed

[imperialism2024]

Randy truck proves troublesome when shacked up with sports car...

[KingRichard]

The Ferrari main dealer was later to regret their decision to allow OAP parking in front of the showroom

[srebbe64]

Another ebay dispute!

[KingRichard]

You can always pick up in a ferrari

[justayellowbadge]

"Oh Sh1t"

[KingRichard]

Elderly Pick up driver claims Hit and Run... he was happily driving at 59mph in lane 3 when a madman in a green Bentley nudged him from behind

[chris.mapey]

KingRichard said:

Elderly Pick up driver claims Hit and Run... he was happily driving at 59mph in lane 3 when a madman in a green Bentley nudged him from behind

The mutant offspring of a pick-up & Ferrari caught in mid creation...

or

Did the Earth move for you honey?

[KingRichard]

The driver of the red sports car commented

'I dropped a fag end in the footwell, next time I looked up I dropped a brown fish in my nero sports seat...'