Annoying Adverts

[Little Red]

This isn't just an advert.....

This is the worlds most smug, annoying and condescending advert, narrated by the most self satisfied, irritating, patronising voice over artist they could find.


They may have a nice 'Food Hall' but their advert drives me nuts! :mad:

[mxdi]

Who?

[Little Red]

mxdi said:

Who?

Marks and Sparks food hall. It was a piss take of their advert!

[mojocvh]

Little Red said:

mxdi said: Who? Marks and Sparks food hall. It was a piss take of their advert!

Never seen it what is it like?

MoJo.

[titiany]

Makes me fancy a Chardonnay every time though!



now where did I put that bottle opener...?

[Little Red]

mojocvh said:

Little Red said: mxdi said: Who? Marks and Sparks food hall. It was a piss take of their advert! Never seen it what is it like? MoJo.

Basically it's just some smug woman, telling us how wonderful Marks and Sparks food is (Which it is, I agree about the wine but in such a smug voice I want to throttle her.

[Little Red]

rich 36 said:

'This isent just plonk' its precocious piss, that you only buy, since your spending you xmas vouchers, and so its this or socks OK >> Edited by rich 36 on Friday 22 July 20:23

[rich 36]

Well

[rooster]

yup it is irritating and the voice is Dervela Kirwin (if thats how you spell it, y'know her from ballykisangel)

[wizzpig]

titiany said:

Makes me fancy a Chardonnay every time though! now where did I put that bottle opener...?

Funny you should say that, I have not 10 minutes ago found, much to my utter delight, a cheeky little bottle of Chardonnay in the fridge that i didn't even know was there! (how nice is it when that happens)

Which makes me, right about now, one of the happiest little bunnies in all the world! And not only that, not only that, but I also found half a bottle of Amarula cream as well!

I can see where tonight is heading folks

And back on topic, why is it that the Discovery Channel see the need to advertise the Discovery Channel every 15 minutes while your watching the bloody Discovery Channel!? Why is that!? That's just stoopid! I know about the chuffin Discovery Channel you baboons, that's why I'm watching it!?

Although give it half an hour and I really shan't care anymore... cheers folks

[Little Red]

And another thing!

Why is it that when you go channel hopping during commercial breaks on Sky Tv that all the other bloody channels are on commercial breaks as well!

[rich 36]

not just me then !

[wizzpig]

Little Red said:

And another thing! Why is it that when you go channel hopping during commercial breaks on Sky Tv that all the other bloody channels are on commercial breaks as well!

It's a conspiricy! They all wait for each other....

"Ok, any minute now chaps.... he's looking interested in this program... wait for it.... wait for it...."

OK - NOW NOW NOW... and POW, every single channel is showing an advert for the Discovery Channel!

[rich 36]

Hitler or Sharks dear?

[wedg1e]

They're ALL f**king annoying.

[Balmoral Green]

The current M&S foodhall adverts have stopped me shopping there, I hope their agents take note.

[titiany]

wizzpig said:

Although give it half an hour and I really shan't care anymore... cheers folks

Cheers wizzy - have just been blown out for the evening, so I think I shall join you and have another glass!

[KingRichard]

Little Red said:

This isn't just an advert.....

Brilliant

[bmgm3]

Calm down madam, it's only a commercial ......not an instruction Little Red, that's the one that makes me reach for the remote every time.

XFM also has the most annoying ad for a bank or something with a guy that's pretending to be a woman .He/she keeps saying in the most annoying voice ever " I'm Mrs Piewhitten,whittle ,wooble ...something like that aggghhhhh!

>> Edited by bmgm3 on Friday 22 July 21:01