Ask an ex Hotel worker anything.....
Ask an ex Hotel worker anything.....
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Ben Jk

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1,714 posts

195 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Not sure if there will be interest but if it bombs I'll remove.....

The Moose

23,676 posts

238 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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What type of hotel worker?

Ben Jk

Original Poster:

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195 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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From Food & Beverage Supervisor up to Operations Manager. Mainly Food & Beverage side but have also worked in the Kitchen, Reception and Housekeeping. All at 4* branded hotels....

Edited by Ben Jk on Friday 1st October 14:24

Radec

5,947 posts

76 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Ever get invited back to a guests room?

Ben Jk

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1,714 posts

195 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Radec said:
Ever get invited back to a guests room?
Yes.....and no I didn't go but I know many who did. It was obviously a massive rule breaker but it happened.

Sheepshanks

40,976 posts

148 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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What happens to all the Viagra tablets that you find?

Puggit

49,794 posts

277 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Dodgiest find in a room?

Ben Jk

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195 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Sheepshanks said:
What happens to all the Viagra tablets that you find?
Not aware that loads get found but would be binned. Not worth the risk of anyone consuming what is ultimately an unknown pill.

Ben Jk

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195 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Puggit said:
Dodgiest find in a room?
Most revolting but regular....used ladies sanitary products, used condoms.

Dodgiest - class A drugs, dead body.......

Radec

5,947 posts

76 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Ben Jk said:
Radec said:
Ever get invited back to a guests room?
Yes.....and no I didn't go but I know many who did. It was obviously a massive rule breaker but it happened.
Takes hospitality to a whole new level.

Far Cough

2,481 posts

197 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Ever served anyone a "sneezer" ?

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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When I check into nice hotels, they always irritate me on arrival as they seem to spend several long minutes tapping away at the computer, peering quizzically at the screen while checking me in, as I stand there at the reception desk.

This usually causes a queue to form at busy times. Often the same on checking out.

What are they doing? Why does it take so long? What are they typing? Why do I have to sign stuff?

When I check into crap hotels for work (Travelodge, Premier Inn etc) I walk up to the desk, say my surname, they hand me the room key in seconds and thats the job done. I go to my room. Same when I leave. I mostly don't even check out. I just walk out and drop my room card in a box.

What is the difference?

classicaholic

2,228 posts

99 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Have you ever come across a blow up doll like on faulty towers?

98elise

32,546 posts

190 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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How many times does someone end up naked (or partially naked) locked out of a room?

A male colleague once woke up in the corridor naked from the waist down! He liked a drink and was working away from home so entirely self inflicted smile

Puggit

49,794 posts

277 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Lord Marylebone said:
When I check into nice hotels, they always irritate me on arrival as they seem to spend several long minutes tapping away at the computer, peering quizzically at the screen while checking me in, as I stand there at the reception desk.

This usually causes a queue to form at busy times. Often the same on checking out.

What are they doing? Why does it take so long? What are they typing? Why do I have to sign stuff?

When I check into crap hotels for work (Travelodge, Premier Inn etc) I walk up to the desk, say my surname, they hand me the room key in seconds and thats the job done. I go to my room. Same when I leave. I mostly don't even check out. I just walk out and drop my room card in a box.

What is the difference?
They're busy allocating rooms to important people like me bowtie

Greg_D

6,542 posts

275 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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How often do prostitutes turn up?
is there a mechanism to deal with it subtly, or do you send them off
is there an 'understanding' between management to allow them to hang around the bar...

otolith

68,728 posts

233 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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How much heavier are the mattresses when they are finally thrown away than when they are installed?

Electronicpants

3,116 posts

217 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Have you ever had a guest disassemble a Corby Trouser Press and complain they didn't ask to access "Bangkok Chick-Boys"?

Edited by Electronicpants on Friday 1st October 15:26

p4cks

7,489 posts

228 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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classicaholic said:
Have you ever come across a blow up doll like on faulty towers?
Hopefully gave it a wipe down before putting it back though

matrignano

4,697 posts

239 months

Friday 1st October 2021
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Did you ever check any of the rooms with a UV light?