Portland Harbour prohibited area.
Portland Harbour prohibited area.
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Bill

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278 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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There's a prohibited area in the south of Portland Harbour just beside the south entrance. The chart/harbour website say entry only with permission of the harbour master. I think it's ex-MOD with various piers.

I've called and the switchboard suggested emailing as there was no answer. So I've emailed and it's now getting late on a Friday and not had an answer.

We're planning on kayaking round Portland tomorrow and cutting across would save a km or more of paddling after we've already done 15k.

I'm already wondering if I would have been better to ask forgiveness than permission, but in the event I don't hear back by tomorrow afternoon anyone know how bothered they are likely to be? And if they're bothered if there are any consequences apart from a good shouting at? biggrin

TonyToniTone

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272 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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Bill

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Friday 15th October 2021
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hehe I was going to say that was before my time, but it turns out it was after. frown

pequod

8,997 posts

161 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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I guess you are calling their landline but have you tried the VHF channel?

Lots of other numbers to try on this website, including the Chaplain who is only available on a Tuesday between 12.00 and 14.00, so don't go calling for his assistance....

https://www.portland-port.co.uk/contacts

essayer

10,352 posts

217 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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Is this how you end up in a kayak stuck atop the conning tower of HMS Vengeance? hehe

Bill

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Friday 15th October 2021
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essayer said:
Is this how you end up in a kayak stuck atop the conning tower of HMS Vengeance? hehe
It'll be high tide so only if something goes horribly wrong! biggrin

Bill

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Friday 15th October 2021
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pequod said:
I guess you are calling their landline but have you tried the VHF channel?

Lots of other numbers to try on this website, including the Chaplain who is only available on a Tuesday between 12.00 and 14.00, so don't go calling for his assistance....

https://www.portland-port.co.uk/contacts
smile The main number is what I've tried and the relevant person was out hence the suggestion to email. I hesitate to say it but I don't have a VHF but will phone again tomorrow.

FourWheelDrift

91,860 posts

307 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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Bill said:
There's a prohibited area in the south of Portland Harbour just beside the south entrance. The chart/harbour website say entry only with permission of the harbour master. I think it's ex-MOD with various piers.
Yep, that's the old RN area I've been on HMS Broadsword, HMS Fife and the ocean survey ship HMS Fawn when they were moored there many years back. South entrance has been blocked since they sunk the old pre-dreadnought HMS Hood there in 1914. Little things can get over it if it's open.


Simpo Two

91,351 posts

288 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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Paddle and be damned I say. Go after dark with muffled oars and they'll never know...

FourWheelDrift

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307 months

Friday 15th October 2021
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Simpo Two said:
Paddle and be damned I say. Go after dark with muffled oars and they'll never know...
You've been watching The Cockleshell Heroes again.

Plymo

1,233 posts

112 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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From my experience of MoD restricted areas - if its something they don't want you going near, they will be patrolling it and will tell you that you can't. Or even give you a free tow nono
If it's civilian, which I'm guessing it is now, then all bets are off - some harbourmasters couldn't give a damn really, others are a different matter altogether...
Though if you call them on VHF (74) and don't get any response then it's likely they don't give a damn!
Considering they want money off you for harbour dues you would expect them to answer the phone though too. Try the various numbers on their site, whether "relevant" or not!

Bill

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278 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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All good, got an email this morning so we were fine. Just got home a bit tired! beer

robemcdonald

9,747 posts

219 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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Bill said:
All good, got an email this morning so we were fine. Just got home a bit tired! beer
Did you get cold? I have been told you can’t have your kayak and heat it.

pequod

8,997 posts

161 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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robemcdonald said:
Bill said:
All good, got an email this morning so we were fine. Just got home a bit tired! beer
Did you get cold? I have been told you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
This ^^^ is worthy of a quote, or am I missing an old kayaking joke?? scratchchin

Smoggy XJR

552 posts

93 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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robemcdonald said:
Did you get cold? I have been told you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
You've been waiting years for a thread to put that into, haven't you?

Very good.

robemcdonald

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219 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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Smoggy XJR said:
robemcdonald said:
Did you get cold? I have been told you can’t have your kayak and heat it.
You've been waiting years for a thread to put that into, haven't you?

Very good.
Yup, the summer kayaking threads wouldn’t have worked..

Bill

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Saturday 16th October 2021
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No need, it was perfect. Just wore a rash vest.














That's a terrible joke! tongue out

Evanivitch

25,855 posts

145 months

Saturday 16th October 2021
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Glad you went well.

My experience of MOD safety zones (off firing ranges) is that's it's a f'in free for all, and the sail boats and lobster pot fishing boats get nothing more than a polite request to GTFO.

Bill

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Saturday 16th October 2021
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Evanivitch said:
Glad you went well.

My experience of MOD safety zones (off firing ranges) is that's it's a f'in free for all, and the sail boats and lobster pot fishing boats get nothing more than a polite request to GTFO.
Apparently they're very much on it in Lulworth!

s2kjock

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170 months

Sunday 17th October 2021
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Evanivitch said:
Glad you went well.

My experience of MOD safety zones (off firing ranges) is that's it's a f'in free for all, and the sail boats and lobster pot fishing boats get nothing more than a polite request to GTFO.
My father's experience is a vessel coming charging up to him firing blanks across his bow, but I guess that's what happens when you ignore chart instructions, pilot book guidance, ignore your VHF, and a middle Eastern warship of some description is training in the area and a little bored. laugh

My experience was just a fleet tender coming up alongside as I approached the zone, and a local politely lean over the bow and suggest "gonnae no dae that".