Ten rules of classic car ownership.
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Milkyway

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11,778 posts

74 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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This popped up on my FB from a family member in NZ & made me chuckle.
It did say Vintage... but I’m sure that these rules will still apply to the classics as well.

1: There’s always something to fix... but not right now

2: You should sell it while it’s running great... but you won’t because this experience is why you own the thing in the first place.

3: No, you aren’t going to make any money off it.

4: One in ten parts will not arrive in time for the weekend.

5: That rattle.

6: There’s always a better example for sale.

7: You can never have enough spares.

8: You’re never going to use all those spares.

9: Rust is an enemy worth fighting to extinction.

10: That Rattle.


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 3rd November 15:06

RB Will

10,598 posts

261 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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2 of mine are around 20 years old now so not fully classic but think I would agree with all the above, and is why I keep one modern car on the fleet at all times!

ReverendCounter

6,087 posts

197 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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11: Assume all rusty bolts will snap

Dogwatch

6,355 posts

243 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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No job will take the time you anticipated.

Old Merc

3,775 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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Don't fix what isn't broke.

Allan L

799 posts

126 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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When selling, however rare it is, all the people who want one already have one.

Turbobanana

7,722 posts

222 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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It will rust. Even if it's made of plastic and covered in grease, it will rust.

Mark-C

7,099 posts

226 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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And sometimes you'll get to be be surprised and then gloat that (for example) an electric window switch for an XJS costs a third of what one for your partners Kia Soul does and lasts a whole lot longer biggrin

Makes up for all the bits that are apparently only available for chassis numbers that don't match yours ...

ShinyPsyduck

216 posts

129 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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"2: You should sell it while it’s running great... but you won’t because this experience is why you own the thing in the first place."
This is one I always say to myself. Especially when the prices are rising and its sat for 2 weeks broke.

838HNK

605 posts

240 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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The repair widget you order is for a Mk3 and your car has a Mk2a widget which is subtly different.

Don't try to modify a Mk3 widget to fit a Mk2a

You can never have too many different diffs in stock with different ratios.

The conversion parts to make the Mk2a into Mk3 to make it useable will come in handy.

Replacing a bulb for the MOT will take you two months as the car disintegrates around the bulb.





Edited by 838HNK on Wednesday 3rd November 17:26

Milkyway

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11,778 posts

74 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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Makes up for all the bits that are apparently only available for chassis numbers that don't match yours ...
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Reminds me of my Maestro EFI.
Bought new in 86, sold 1990.
They had to look at the VIN plate to see when & what month it was built, as the exhaust system had about six variants alone.
(Different bends in the pipe, or something...just as long as it wasn’t a ‘ Monday or Friday’ car.)


Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 3rd November 18:06

djcube

513 posts

91 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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When it's running well don't take it apart to find out why, just drive it.

CountVacillate

143 posts

51 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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Absolutely No. 2 !

Huntsman

9,022 posts

271 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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9/10 carburettor faults are electrical.

PomBstard

7,630 posts

263 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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When you book it in with a specialist to get Problem A sorted, Problems B and C will appear that then need to be fixed before Problem A can be fixed.

Problems B and C will require parts that are either (a) easy to find but hard to fit or (b) NLA and you’re then searching all corners of the internet.

Problem A will be fixed approximately a year after first being booked in.

Turbobanana

7,722 posts

222 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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Milkyway said:
Reminds me of my Maestro EFI.
Bought new in 86, sold 1990.
They had to look at the VIN plate to see when & what month it was built, as the exhaust system had about six variants alone.
(Different bends in the pipe, or something...just as long as it wasn’t a ‘ Monday or Friday’ car.)
Reminds me of a story I was told, which may be apocryphal, by a Ford parts manager. Apparently in the early 90s you needed to know which day of which week a Transit was made in order to get the right bits: such was the speed of production that any suitable parts would be used which caused mayhem in service and parts departments.

S2r

762 posts

99 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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Actual rust is visible rust x 10

Bob-iylho

844 posts

127 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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That nagging doubt that you won't be home for tea.
Obsessing on the temp gauge.

HarryW

15,780 posts

290 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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The era of unassisted drum brakes; if you haven’t planned your braking point by now, it’s probably too late….

Yertis

19,461 posts

287 months

Wednesday 3rd November 2021
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The genuine experts tend to be found working in converted farm buildings at the end of muddy tracks.