Bag for Wife

[PBDirector]

I opened a cupboard door that was slightly ajar. Behold the histogram of Mrs totally-femininely-built not-a-director’s shopping preferences.

If each of them is a bag for life, she’s ing immortal.

[Eyersey1234]

For a moment I read the title as you were going to swap your wife for a shopping bag

[anonymous-user]

I thought she had taken a turn for the worse in old age and it was for her head!

[PBDirector]

Eyersey1234 said:

For a moment I read the title as you were going to swap your wife for a shopping bag

…you’re telling me that’s an option???

[Macneil]

I think if you go to Waitrose with a Wilko bag they stop you at the door and make you buy one of theirs.

[glenrobbo]

Oh.

I thought you were looking for Christmas gift ideas.

[glenrobbo]

[PBDirector]

glenrobbo said:

I was going to say she has no idea how to work a hoover so that would be useless, but now you’ve convinced me it’s a beauty product, I’m in!

[Eyersey1234]

PBDirector said:

…you’re telling me that’s an option???

Well you never know they might take her in part exchange

[hairy v]

Eyersey1234 said:

PBDirector said:

…you’re telling me that’s an option???

Well you never know they might take her in part exchange

Sounds like a good deal!

[hairy v]

Eyersey1234 said:

PBDirector said:

…you’re telling me that’s an option???

Well you never know they might take her in part exchange

Sounds like a good deal!

[PH User]

Macneil said:

I think if you go to Waitrose with a Wilko bag they stop you at the door and make you buy one of theirs.

Don't worry, they wouldn't.

[DFLR]

Title sounds like you wanted a body bag to dispose of her.

[PBDirector]

I can’t be the only person that has all these bags at home, surely? There’s over fifty for sure

[x5tuu]

PBDirector said:

I can’t be the only person that has all these bags at home, surely? There’s over fifty for sure

Certainly you are not. There are boat loads of them here too - all sorts of varieties, sizes, colours and collected from all over the world. Never to see the light of day again.

[gazza285]

Doesn't everyone have a bag full'o'bags?

[ARFBY]

That's a nice little collection...

But not as impressive as the IKEA collection that my wife seems to have accumulated. (Although there is a least some variety in yours)

[Chris Type R]

Those come in handy as gardening bags.

[Milkyway]

You can never have enough bags...
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Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 7th November 15:45

[Trophy Husband]

We have a cupboard dedicated to them!
Sainsbury, Waitrose, Asda, Tesco, the lot! I reckon north of 40 of them?
For balance, we also have:-

1. 30 or so dinner plates (varying designs and sizes)
2. 15 to 20 bowls (v d & s)
3. Possibly 35 to 40 knives.
4. Possibly 30 to 35 forks.
5. Likely 30 to 35 dessert spoons.
6. 57 chopsticks. Like socks, finding a matching pair is a game!
7. 8 or 10 wooden spoons.
8. At least 4 whisks. I never catch them in the same drawer at once so there may be more?
9. 3 (or 4?) Woks.
10. No teaspoons. And then.....like buses a load appear at once and within a heartbeat, are gone again and I stir my coffee with a dessert fork! (Forgot to mention them!). 8 currently.