Silent Witness

[thekirbyfake]

Anyone watching?

A Z3 crashed and killed some people

Policeman: "It's fitted with top of the range ABS so impossible to lock the wheels"

later...

Policeman: "It's a 2 seater 2L coupe"
Other Policeman "Yes, six cylinder, 0-60 in about 7 seconds. So it shifts then"

:rolleyes:

[DanBoy]

Obviously trying to target the petrolhead...

And looking pathetic whilst failing miserably.

[silverback mike]

God I hate Police dramas.
Still watching it though, trouble is my wife keeps throwing things at me.

[wedg1e]

Didn't Amanda Burton used to be in this?

Look, I'm a grandad, I don't fancy Kylie, OK?

[technobob]

Later on 'Why would anyone want a sports car?' They just couldnt resist the propaganda.

[simpo two]

thekirbyfake said:

Other Policeman "Yes, six cylinder, 0-60 in about 7 seconds. So it shifts then"

Hang on, it's speed that kills, not acceleration! You'd think they's keep their rubbish consistent.

[BliarOut]

wedg1e said:

Didn't Amanda Burton used to be in this? Look, I'm a grandad, I don't fancy Kylie, OK?

Kylie AND Amanda Burton

[evil jack]

Other Policeman said:

"Yes, six cylinder, 0-60 in about 7 seconds. So it's shit then"