The Perfect Day

[BlueStar66]

Having seen the thread about the perfect weekend, how about one for the perfect day - and for both sexes, can't be bad eh?

How about......

The Perfect Day for Her:

08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed: fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and blow-dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
15:00 Nap
16:00 Three dozen red roses delivered by florist, card is from a secret admirer
16:15 Gentle game of tennis, followed by a soothing massage
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner, primp before mirror
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:30 Make love
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms


The Perfect Day for Him:

06:00 Alarm
06:15 Bw-job
06:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of The Sun
07:00 Breakfast: bacon, sausage and eggs, toast and coffee
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Bloody Mary enroute to airport
08:15 Private G4 jet, to St. Andrews, Scotland
09:30 Limo to St. Andrews Golf Club
11:45 Lunch: burger, chips and ketchup, 3 Heinekens
12:15 Bw-job
12:30 More golf
14:15 Limo back to airport (more beer & enroute Bw-job)
14:30 Private G4 jet, to Dublin (nap)
15:30 Late afternoon Guinness drinking with all female (topless) crowd
17:00 G4 jet back home, massage & hand-job enroute by naked girls
18:45 Sh*t, shower and shave
19:30 Dinner: 20 oz. Steak, even more beer
21:00 Brandy and Cuban Portugas cigar
21:30 Sex with three women
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
23:45 Bed (alone)
23:50 12 second, 4 octave fart - dog leaves the room
23:55 Giggle yourself to sleep

>> Edited by BlueStar66 on Wednesday 27th July 13:40

[Tuna]

Have you been reading my diary?

Edited to add... actually it's not at all like my diary. I hate golf, don't drink brandy, don't have a dog, don't read the Sun and don't smoke cigars.



>> Edited by Tuna on Wednesday 27th July 14:09

[anonymous-user]

Not enough bjs.

Its a common mistake women make.